2012 Official Desipio Fantasy Baseball Keeper League™ Exsploogeaganza Thread

[JD]

I'm in if you're looking to get back to 14.

Yeah, but you make it 13, sooooo...you know.  You should find Mr. Speed.

I'm all for moving quickly, but is there really a huge reason why we have to finalize keepers and have them set in stone 4-5 weeks before the season starts? 

What are you saying?  You wanna move the draft back some?  Or are you just wanting another autodrafted league?  We can move it back, but I'm gonna hafta vote against the autodraft.

[tc]

12+1=13?  Got it.  Much obliged.

Paging Mr. Speed.

[Richard Chuggar]

12+1=13?  Got it.  Much obliged.

Paging Mr. Speed.

Since you've already got it, try using JD's login info again

[tc]

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[JD]

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Ditto.

[PenPho]

Guess who just got 19th round value with a 20th round keeper?

20. Brett Myers

This shit is ON.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.   

[morpheus]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.   

1) Congrats on the new kid!

2) "Heisenberg looking for his meth money" made me laugh.  Out loudly.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.  

1) Congrats on the new kid!

2) "Heisenberg looking for his meth money" made me laugh.  Out loudly.

Me too.  In fact, I would often rub my bald head and stroke my facial hair while watching "Breaking Bad", daydreaming about such an exciting life for myself.

[Internet Apex]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.  

1) Congrats on the new kid!

2) "Heisenberg looking for his meth money" made me laugh.  Out loudly.

Me too.  In fact, I would often rub my bald head and stroke my facial hair while watching "Breaking Bad", daydreaming about such an exciting life for myself.

Exciting? Hitting the occasional dong and screaming bloody murder at your teammates on the softball diamond aren't enough ammo for your late night strokefests? You think you know a guy.

[JD]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.  

1) Congrats on the new kid!

2) "Heisenberg looking for his meth money" made me laugh.  Out loudly.

Me too.  In fact, I would often rub my bald head and stroke my facial hair while watching "Breaking Bad", daydreaming about such an exciting life for myself.

Exciting? Hitting the occasional dong and screaming bloody murder at your teammates on the softball diamond aren't enough ammo for your late night strokefests? You think you know a guy.

I'm not sure I know what this means what I think it means.

[Internet Apex]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.  

1) Congrats on the new kid!

2) "Heisenberg looking for his meth money" made me laugh.  Out loudly.

Me too.  In fact, I would often rub my bald head and stroke my facial hair while watching "Breaking Bad", daydreaming about such an exciting life for myself.

Exciting? Hitting the occasional dong and screaming bloody murder at your teammates on the softball diamond aren't enough ammo for your late night strokefests? You think you know a guy.

I'm not sure I know what this means what I think it means.

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[PenPho]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.   

It's cool, projected first overall picks in fantasy leagues grow on trees.

[Quality Start Machine]

Sorry guys.   I'm a douche.

Ran into Mike D. in line at the Merchandise Mart restroom gloryhole McDonald's yesterday morning (although when he first approached me, I thought it was Heisenberg looking for his meth money) and he told me you guys were waiting on the Pulitzer's to check in.   Slipped my mind.  Have I mentioned that I'm a douche?

I have a two-week old at home, and work's brutal these days.  I didn't do a very good job of managing my team last year...it's amazing I finished in the middle of the pack.  You guys are probably better off without me.  It sounds like others are interested...they'll provide more of a challenge.   

I'm equally happy for you and your family and sorry for you running into Huey.

[Yeti]

Chris Carpenter - 10
Ervin Santana - 11
Yadier Molina - 12
Daniel Murphy - 13
Adrian Beltre - 17