The really shitty thread title for the 2012 Cubs Spring Training

[Internet Apex]

I'd hate him a lot less if he was just another shitty Bears receiver.

I wouldn't. If I ever once saw this doucheturret lined up opposite SANZENJESUS, there would be fucking murders. #savejaycutler

You're Ted Lilly aren't you?

I wish.

[CBStew]

Losing is like syphilis

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-cubs-shrink-working-with-players-on-mental-side-of-game-20120229,0,6876417.story

[Bort]

Maybe after getting this shrink in, they can institute some sort of College of Coaches.

[Internet Apex]

Maybe after getting this shrink in, they can institute some sort of College of Coaches.

And bring back Mack Newton while they're at it. You can learn anything you want to know about Mack Newton by asking Mack Newton.

http://www.macknewton.com/

[CBStew]

Yeah.  I know that it is only the first pre-season game.  But they sure sound like they are in mid-season form.

[Slaky]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

[Internet Apex]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

I was skeptical but that was cool as shit. So cool I'm not going to watch it again because I'll feel like a loser.

[PenPho]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

I was skeptical but that was cool as shit. So cool I'm not going to watch it again because I'll feel like a loser.

I started getting the chills at the 0:02 mark and they continued until the reveal at 0:45, even though I knew what was coming.

God, I hate how much I still care about this fucking team.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Just think, if they ever do win, we won't be able to have awesome commercials like that made.  You really want to give up that?

Oh, yeah.  Sorry.

[CT III]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

Dammit, you would have to remind me that somewhere deep in my cold, black heart I do love this team.

2012 Chicago Cubs - a LOCK for the play-in game.

[Internet Apex]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

Dammit, you would have to remind me that somewhere deep in my cold, black heart I do love this team.

2012 Chicago Cubs - a LOCK for the play-in game.

I think there should be a play-in game at the end of March between the Cubs and Sox. Loser calls the whole thing off.

[PenPho]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

Dammit, you would have to remind me that somewhere deep in my cold, black heart I do love this team.

2012 Chicago Cubs - a LOCK for the play-in game.

I think there should be a play-in game at the end of March between the Cubs and Sox. Loser calls the whole thing off.

Intrepid Reader: Fro Dog

I think you mean a "retirement match."

[Slaky]

If anything, the ad proves that we're not all dead inside. I'm not sure whether or not I'm happy about that.

[flannj]

I wonder how well Soriano played in that Series?

[Richard Chuggar]

That wasn't very realistic.  There'd be way more rioting and way more people in the streets.  Stupid video game.