The really shitty thread title for the 2012 Cubs Spring Training

[CT III]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

FACT: I saw Rizzo hit one out to left-center on Friday, must have been 400 feet.
INSIDE SCOOP: He's gonna be totally awesome. 

Between Rizzo and Vitters, no parking lot is safe.

[SKO]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

I've already got him penciled in as Lou Gehrig. So fuck your geigh magazine.

I've got him penciled in as Brian Cox. I think I dropped my stack of papers at some point.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

I've already got him penciled in as Lou Gehrig. So fuck your geigh magazine.

I've got him penciled in as Brian Cox. I think I dropped my stack of papers at some point.

He could do worse.

[SKO]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

I've already got him penciled in as Lou Gehrig. So fuck your geigh magazine.

I've got him penciled in as Brian Cox. I think I dropped my stack of papers at some point.

He could do worse.

Dammit. I meant Bryan.

[Slaky]

How does Randy Wells not nab that 5th spot? What has he turned into that he's not a lock to secure a place in THIS "otherwise crowded" rotation? I've never liked the son of a bitch.

Fuck Randy Wells. I've never figured out if that Twitter account was really him - but if it is he's dumber than a bag of merkins.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

I've already got him penciled in as Lou Gehrig. So fuck your geigh magazine.

I've got him penciled in as Brian Cox. I think I dropped my stack of papers at some point.

He could do worse.

Dammit. I meant Bryan.

Still... Brian Cox: kind of underrated.

[Yeti]

How does Randy Wells not nab that 5th spot? What has he turned into that he's not a lock to secure a place in THIS "otherwise crowded" rotation? I've never liked the son of a bitch.

Fuck Randy Wells. I've never figured out if that Twitter account was really him - but if it is he's dumber than a bag of merkins.

Randy doesn't like PAUL SULLIVAN

[PenPho]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

[Tonker]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

How can you not know that?  Every.  Single.  Article that ever mentions him also mentions that his name is pronounced "Caesar".

[PenPho]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

How can you not know that?  Every.  Single.  Article that ever mentions him also mentions that his name is pronounced "Caesar".

They have articles on the internet now?

[Chuck to Chuck]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

How can you not know that?  Every.  Single.  Article that ever mentions him also mentions that his name is pronounced "Caesar".

They have articles on the internet now?

Only in Amsterdam.

[PenPho]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

How can you not know that?  Every.  Single.  Article that ever mentions him also mentions that his name is pronounced "Caesar".

They have articles on the internet now?

Only in Amsterdam.

This is when you start to finally see the consequences of Arizona's controversial "Ban on Reading."

[Bort]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

How can you not know that?  Every.  Single.  Article that ever mentions him also mentions that his name is pronounced "Caesar".

They have articles on the internet now?

Only in Amsterdam.

This is when you start to finally see the consequences of Arizona's controversial "Ban on Reading."

It's worked just fine for South Carolina.

[Oleg]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

How can you not know that?  Every.  Single.  Article that ever mentions him also mentions that his name is pronounced "Caesar".

They have articles on the internet now?

Only in Amsterdam.

This is when you start to finally see the consequences of Arizona's controversial "Ban on Reading."

It's worked just fine for South Carolina.

So far.

[Quality Start Machine]

The PA guy at HoHoKam is pronouncing Max Szczur's name as "Caesar."

Can anyone corroborate this pronunciation? 

Totally blew my mind.

It's pronounced "Matt".