NBA Hoop Thread (Non-Fro Dog Edition)

[Saul Goodman]

That was a great series.

It's amazing to me that anyone can say with a straight face they prefer to watch college basketball over the NBA.

If they're only referring to Thursday-Sunday of the first week of March Madness, I get it. 

Otherwise, no. 
That's a bad product overall.

Some people also claim college football is better than the NFL. People are idiots.

It's more pure, man. Hasn't been ruined by money. Not in the least.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD.  Billionaires: They're just like us!

LIV charged Cuban $90,000 for a 15-liter bottle of Arnaud de Brignac champagne, also known as Ace of Spades. Cuban didn't seem to mind; he still left a 22 percent tip.

"We were in the back because his credit card was denied," Grutman recalled. "So he called up the people at the Centurion Card and said, 'This is Mark Cuban. We just won the championship. Can I please spend some money?'"

[thehawk]

DPD.  Billionaires: They're just like us!

LIV charged Cuban $90,000 for a 15-liter bottle of Arnaud de Brignac champagne, also known as Ace of Spades. Cuban didn't seem to mind; he still left a 22 percent tip.

"We were in the back because his credit card was denied," Grutman recalled. "So he called up the people at the Centurion Card and said, 'This is Mark Cuban. We just won the championship. Can I please spend some money?'"

I cant figure out whether the Bud Platinum ad that came up with the article was the best or worst commercial tie in ever.

[Slaky]

That was a great series.

It's amazing to me that anyone can say with a straight face they prefer to watch college basketball over the NBA.

If they're only referring to Thursday-Sunday of the first week of March Madness, I get it. 

Otherwise, no. 
That's a bad product overall.

Some people also claim college football is better than the NFL. People are idiots.

A lot of people. And I don't understand it at all.

[SKO]

That was a great series.

It's amazing to me that anyone can say with a straight face they prefer to watch college basketball over the NBA.

If they're only referring to Thursday-Sunday of the first week of March Madness, I get it. 

Otherwise, no. 
That's a bad product overall.

Some people also claim college football is better than the NFL. People are idiots.

A lot of people. And I don't understand it at all.

Depends on what they think is better. There are elements of CFB that are better, but if what you're looking for is the best football players in the world facing off against each other, I don't see how the hell anything beats the NFL or the NBA.

[Saul Goodman]

That was a great series.

It's amazing to me that anyone can say with a straight face they prefer to watch college basketball over the NBA.

If they're only referring to Thursday-Sunday of the first week of March Madness, I get it. 

Otherwise, no. 
That's a bad product overall.

Some people also claim college football is better than the NFL. People are idiots.

A lot of people. And I don't understand it at all.

Depends on what they think is better. There are elements of CFB that are better, but if what you're looking for is the best football players in the world facing off against each other, I don't see how the hell anything beats the NFL or the NBA.

I had no idea the best football players in the world faced off against each other in the NBA.  Maybe I should watch more games.

[SKO]

That was a great series.

It's amazing to me that anyone can say with a straight face they prefer to watch college basketball over the NBA.

If they're only referring to Thursday-Sunday of the first week of March Madness, I get it. 

Otherwise, no. 
That's a bad product overall.

Some people also claim college football is better than the NFL. People are idiots.

A lot of people. And I don't understand it at all.

Depends on what they think is better. There are elements of CFB that are better, but if what you're looking for is the best football players in the world facing off against each other, I don't see how the hell anything beats the NFL or the NBA.

I had no idea the best football players in the world faced off against each other in the NBA.  Maybe I should watch more games.

I'm confident that NBA players would be better at football than the rest of the world, should the entire NFL be incapacitated.

[SKO]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

[Slaky]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

[Saul Goodman]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

Now this is what Kickstarter is for, not Zosia Mamet and James Franco vanity projects.

[Gilgamesh]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

Now this is what Kickstarter is for, not Zosia Mamet and James Franco vanity projects.

"In a world where all NFL players have been incapacitated...

[SKO]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

Accepting any and all donations starting at money dollars.

[Saul Goodman]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

Now this is what Kickstarter is for, not Zosia Mamet and James Franco vanity projects.

"In a world where all NFL players have been incapacitated...

Space Jam 2: Electric Boogaloo

[SKO]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

Now this is what Kickstarter is for, not Zosia Mamet and James Franco vanity projects.

"In a world where all NFL players have been incapacitated...

Space Jam 2: Electric Boogaloo

No. We need a good-old fashioned Rocky IV vibe to this. The fate of the free world has to be at stake.

[SKO]

And damned if I didn't just give myself a pitch for a new movie.

How much can I contribute.

Now this is what Kickstarter is for, not Zosia Mamet and James Franco vanity projects.

"In a world where all NFL players have been incapacitated...

Space Jam 2: Electric Boogaloo

No. We need a good-old fashioned Rocky IV vibe to this. The fate of the free world has to be at stake.

"We need you to play tight end, LeBron, for your country."

"Very well. Ima take my talents to KICK SOME COMMUNIST ASS."

Bam. Start handing out the Oscars.