NBA Hoop Thread (Non-Fro Dog Edition)

[Slaky]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

The fourth and fifth seeds in the shittiest conference in the history of professional major American sports are squaring off and you say there's no way in hell one of them loses? I appreciate your fandom but that's clouding your judgement here. I think the Bulls could win but I just don't think they have enough offense to win  consistently when the games actually matter. And with Wall and Beal, the Wizards are never out of a game. They'll keep coming at you. They move the ball, they shoot well and spread the court. They're a tough matchup for any team. I have them taking this.

Yeah that's my point. You're wrong. And even if you're right I'll come back here and tell you you're wrong despite any evidence you may see fit to provide.

[InternetApex]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

The fourth and fifth seeds in the shittiest conference in the history of professional major American sports are squaring off and you say there's no way in hell one of them loses? I appreciate your fandom but that's clouding your judgement here. I think the Bulls could win but I just don't think they have enough offense to win  consistently when the games actually matter. And with Wall and Beal, the Wizards are never out of a game. They'll keep coming at you. They move the ball, they shoot well and spread the court. They're a tough matchup for any team. I have them taking this.

Yeah that's my point. You're wrong. And even if you're right I'll come back here and tell you you're wrong despite any evidence you may see fit to provide.

Ok. That's not as much fun for me though.

[Eli]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

The fourth and fifth seeds in the shittiest conference in the history of professional major American sports are squaring off and you say there's no way in hell one of them loses? I appreciate your fandom but that's clouding your judgement here. I think the Bulls could win but I just don't think they have enough offense to win  consistently when the games actually matter. And with Wall and Beal, the Wizards are never out of a game. They'll keep coming at you. They move the ball, they shoot well and spread the court. They're a tough matchup for any team. I have them taking this.

Yeah that's my point. You're wrong. And even if you're right I'll come back here and tell you you're wrong despite any evidence you may see fit to provide.

Ok. That's not as much fun for me though.

/Blocks all retweets from @Internet Apex.

[InternetApex]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

The fourth and fifth seeds in the shittiest conference in the history of professional major American sports are squaring off and you say there's no way in hell one of them loses? I appreciate your fandom but that's clouding your judgement here. I think the Bulls could win but I just don't think they have enough offense to win  consistently when the games actually matter. And with Wall and Beal, the Wizards are never out of a game. They'll keep coming at you. They move the ball, they shoot well and spread the court. They're a tough matchup for any team. I have them taking this.

Yeah that's my point. You're wrong. And even if you're right I'll come back here and tell you you're wrong despite any evidence you may see fit to provide.

Ok. That's not as much fun for me though.

/Blocks all retweets from @Internet Apex.

Solid idea. Things are going to get worse before they get better.

[Chuck to Chuck]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.

[ChuckD]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.

[PenFoe]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.

[InternetApex]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I would help you in your goal to become the worst Bulls fan ever by letting you unload your tickets to a Heat fan who would come in and root for Washington but I have a softball game Tuesday, so you're on your own.

[Chuck to Chuck]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I would help you in your goal to become the worst Bulls fan ever by letting you unload your tickets to a Heat fan who would come in and root for Washington but I have a softball game Tuesday, so you're on your own.

I'm not a Bulls fan.

On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I can unload them to a client / prospect.  On the minus side, I may not be able to.  Ask CT about the Hawks seats I get. In 2008, I could not give them away to anyone.

[ChuckD]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.

[Bort]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.

[Saul Goodman]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I would help you in your goal to become the worst Bulls fan ever by letting you unload your tickets to a Heat fan who would come in and root for Washington but I have a softball game Tuesday, so you're on your own.

I'm not a Bulls fan.

On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I can unload them to a client / prospect.  On the minus side, I may not be able to.  Ask CT about the Hawks seats I get. In 2008, I could not give them away to anyone.

Cool story.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There's no way in hell the Wizards beat the Bulls. I think it's funny that Apex would even suggest it.

If I'm wrong I'll come back here and pretend like I wasn't.

I hope the Bulls do get beat and swept. I have to buy Playoff Game C. So that's either game 5 of round 1 or Game 1 of round 2. I don't want the tickets.

So far, so good.

I'm rather ambivalent about the Bulls but I have to say this yet again...

You're the worst.