The Irish

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"Bogfucker":

One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.

Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.

needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.

Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then  making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.

[Slaky]

"Bogfucker":

One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.

Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.

needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.

Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then  making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
For ya'll have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"Bogfucker":

One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.

Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.

needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.

Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then  making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
For ya'll have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.

Yes.

[Internet Apex]

"Bogfucker":

One time at a place I worked my boss took his employees out for dinner and proceeded to get really drunk and tell us about a time he fucked a bog.

Like, a literal bog. He was camping in a bog and he poked his dick into a hole in the ground and fucked it and he told us this story and said it was the most profound moment of his life because it was like "making love to mother earth" and it changed his life etc.

needless to say we all called him "bogfucker" behind his back for the rest of the time I worked there.

Sometimes I think about him when I see some of the more ridiculous proclivities that the internet gives people a means to communicate about. Like people who want to marry stuffed animals or whatever. And I'm like, ok, that's weird, but at least they aren't fucking a bog and then  making their employees listen to them talk about it over dinner. At least on the internet if you want to hear about dudes fucking bogs you have to like, look that shit up.

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time.
For ya'll have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe.
I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.

Yes.

Affirmative.

[PenFoe]

Really, Ireland?

[Quality Start Machine]

Courtesy of Morph:

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Courtesy of Morph:

Royalties please.

[Bort]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

[Bort]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

You are The Eternal Mick.

[PenFoe]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

You are The Eternal Mick.

I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.

[Quality Start Machine]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

You are The Eternal Mick.

I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.

Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

You are The Eternal Mick.

I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.

Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.

Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.

[Quality Start Machine]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

You are The Eternal Mick.

I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.

Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.

Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.

[Tonker]

I just saw this thread title and the 19th century nativist in me was FURIOUS all over again.

I just saw that this thread had been bumped and was 100% certain that it had something to do with me.

You are The Eternal Mick.

I feel like Yeti has gotten a real pass here, but considering Huey literally eats potato tacos from Taco Bell, it's probably warranted.

Shit, Huey alone pays your damn mortgage.

Also Yeti wasn't raised in the papist tradition so, as far as being stereotypically Irish, he might as well be Chinese.

Fuck knows what Fork's up to there, but... Yeti's not Catholic?  What the fuck, Yeti?