2012 NFL General Thread

[SKO]

Manning heads to Denver. Bring on the Tebow angst. Who will trade for Timmy? Miami (they've failed miserably at everything lately, why not sell out and bring in a shitty QB for dipshit Florida fans), Jacksonville?, Cleveland?

[Internet Apex]

Manning heads to Denver. Bring on the Tebow angst. Who will trade for Timmy? Miami (they've failed miserably at everything lately, why not sell out and bring in a shitty QB for dipshit Florida fans), Jacksonville?, Cleveland?

Probably Jacksonville. They need to put asses in seats somehow. This makes perfect sense unless they have somebody down there who knows something about football calling the shots, which I doubt.


EDIT: Can you copy and paste the email you got from Mike Floirio stating that, "Manning heads to Denver"? Cuz I don't see that anywhere in the sporting press.  

EDIT EDIT: Ok, I swee it in the Twitters now.

[SKO]

Manning heads to Denver. Bring on the Tebow angst. Who will trade for Timmy? Miami (they've failed miserably at everything lately, why not sell out and bring in a shitty QB for dipshit Florida fans), Jacksonville?, Cleveland?

Probably Jacksonville. They need to put asses in seats somehow. This makes perfect sense unless they have somebody down there who knows something about football calling the shots, which I doubt.


EDIT: Can you copy and paste the email you got from Mike Floirio stating that, "Manning heads to Denver"? Cuz I don't see that anywhere in the sporting press.  

EDIT EDIT: Ok, I swee it in the Twitters now.

Mortenson broke the story. Schefter said it was both of 'em. I bet it was Schefter and Mortenson beat him to Twitter and now Schefter is beating Mortenson with a sausage.

[Slaky]

I don't think it's Jacksonville. New owner has to win, not pander to the stupid.

I can't think of a single team that would be better with Tebow as their QB. So I guess we have to think which general manager is stupid enough to want to be bad?

[SKO]

I don't think it's Jacksonville. New owner has to win, not pander to the stupid.

I can't think of a single team that would be better with Tebow as their QB. So I guess we have to think which general manager is stupid enough to want to be bad?

Where art thou, Matt Millen?

[PenPho]

I don't think it's Jacksonville. New owner has to win, not pander to the stupid.

I can't think of a single team that would be better with Tebow as their QB. So I guess we have to think which general manager is stupid enough to want to be bad?

Intrepid Reader: Jeff Ireland.



Hi, nice to meet you.

[PenPho]

DPD.

Hilarity ensuing on John Elway's twitter feed.

well @johnelway, you are officially the biggest asshole ever. your arrogance will befall you. i can't wait to watch you fall on your face.

It sure looks like @JohnElway can suck a real dick for Manning to pick Denver. #FuckPeytonManning

@johnelway is a legend lets hope he stays that way in Denver. This decision could destroy him #saveTebow

@johnelway couldn't stand the thought of @TimTebow creating a bigger legacy than he ever did. #jerk #denverbroncos #tebownation

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://twitter.com/BrittAndBobby/status/181791375765942274

@johnelway I hope u fucking drown on that fucking lake house u have tebow is god and you wanted the devil in manning I hope u die elway die

[CT III]

http://twitter.com/BrittAndBobby/status/181791375765942274

@johnelway I hope u fucking drown on that fucking lake house u have tebow is god and you wanted the devil in manning I hope u die elway die

THAT is some quality asshurt.

[BH]

http://twitter.com/BrittAndBobby/status/181791375765942274

@johnelway I hope u fucking drown on that fucking lake house u have tebow is god and you wanted the devil in manning I hope u die elway die

THAT is some quality asshurt.

Brittany spears and bobby brown are together? That's great news!

[PenPho]

http://twitter.com/BrittAndBobby/status/181791375765942274

@johnelway I hope u fucking drown on that fucking lake house u have tebow is god and you wanted the devil in manning I hope u die elway die

THAT is some quality asshurt.

Brittany spears and bobby brown are together? That's great news!

No, Chuck.

[PenPho]

[Chuck to Chuck]

SKO, don't you mean be the 2012 USFL Generals?

[Internet Apex]

SKO, don't you mean be the 2012 USFL Generals?

No, Chuck.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

SKO, don't you mean be the 2012 USFL Generals?

No, Chuck.

No, Chuck.