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Slaky

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #465 on: May 30, 2012, 05:10:36 PM »
SWEEP

Darwin Barney's muscle building program appears to have worked.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #466 on: May 30, 2012, 05:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 30, 2012, 05:10:36 PM
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Darwin Barney's muscle building popshot program appears to have worked.



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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #467 on: May 30, 2012, 05:20:56 PM »
ITS GONNA HAI?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #468 on: May 30, 2012, 06:20:41 PM »
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #469 on: May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM »
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #470 on: May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #471 on: May 31, 2012, 06:14:10 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #472 on: May 31, 2012, 06:18:30 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 06:14:10 AM

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.


Too bad you caught her on "dress like a hobo day".
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #473 on: May 31, 2012, 06:26:32 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #474 on: May 31, 2012, 08:27:43 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 06:14:10 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.



Someone should email Yellon with the picture and say he's wearing orange because he was traded to the Giants. Deep Goat will confirm.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #475 on: May 31, 2012, 08:49:21 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 31, 2012, 06:26:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil... how did you start the convo?  I'm presuming he started it with "Nice catcher's gear, dude."  And, if this doesn't end with you playing around back there on a DeJesus, it will be disappointing.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #476 on: May 31, 2012, 08:50:18 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 31, 2012, 06:18:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 06:14:10 AM

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.


Too bad you caught her on "dress like a hobo day".

She's taking her fashion ques from Paul Sullivan.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #477 on: May 31, 2012, 08:58:07 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2012, 08:49:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 31, 2012, 06:26:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Slaky

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #478 on: May 31, 2012, 09:08:54 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 31, 2012, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2012, 08:49:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 31, 2012, 06:26:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

So DeJesus is Chuck's new fave?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #479 on: May 31, 2012, 10:13:47 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 31, 2012, 08:58:07 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2012, 08:49:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 31, 2012, 06:26:32 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2012, 12:41:58 AM
I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.
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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.
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