2012 Chicago Cubs

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.

Fine.  Encourage Morph and Fork's FunHouse of ShoutShop Madness©, I don't care.  Nobody posts here anymore anyway.  

*Kicks pebble*

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.

Fine.  Encourage Morph and Fork's FunHouse of ShoutShop Madness©, I don't care.  Nobody posts here anymore anyway.  

*Kicks pebble*

*watches runner score from third*

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.

Fine.  Encourage Morph and Fork's FunHouse of ShoutShop Madness©, I don't care.  Nobody posts here anymore anyway.  

*Kicks pebble*

*watches runner score from third*

*sighs as his fat, 50 year old catcher desperately tries to find holes in his game*

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.

Fine.  Encourage Morph and Fork's FunHouse of ShoutShop Madness©, I don't care.  Nobody posts here anymore anyway.  

*Kicks pebble*

*watches runner score from third*

*sighs as his fat, 50 year old catcher desperately tries to find holes in his game*

I thought Fork was only 49?

[Internet Apex]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.

Fine.  Encourage Morph and Fork's FunHouse of ShoutShop Madness©, I don't care.  Nobody posts here anymore anyway.  

*Kicks pebble*

*watches runner score from third*

*sighs as his fat, 50 year old catcher desperately tries to find holes in his game*

I thought Fork was only 49?

He's a very mature 49.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

Was DeJesus cool with you snapping a pic of him and his wife, or was that a candid creepazoid snapshot you took?  Evidently, DeJesus is okay with it.  Props to Gil for taking a pic.  FINALLY, pics and it did happen.

[Gilgamesh]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

Was DeJesus cool with you snapping a pic of him and his wife, or was that a candid creepazoid snapshot you took?  Evidently, DeJesus is okay with it.  Props to Gil for taking a pic.  FINALLY, pics and it did happen.

Well, we started chatting on the airplane and convo carried over into the baggage area, but towards the end, when we were about to go separate ways, I figured I should probably sneak a stealth pic in to make sure everyone knows about this.

[BH]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

Was DeJesus cool with you snapping a pic of him and his wife, or was that a candid creepazoid snapshot you took?  Evidently, DeJesus is okay with it.  Props to Gil for taking a pic.  FINALLY, pics and it did happen.

Well, we started chatting on the airplane and convo carried over into the baggage area, but towards the end, when we were about to go separate ways, I figured I should probably sneak a stealth pic in to make sure everyone knows about this.

Did he like your windpants?

[Gilgamesh]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

Was DeJesus cool with you snapping a pic of him and his wife, or was that a candid creepazoid snapshot you took?  Evidently, DeJesus is okay with it.  Props to Gil for taking a pic.  FINALLY, pics and it did happen.

Well, we started chatting on the airplane and convo carried over into the baggage area, but towards the end, when we were about to go separate ways, I figured I should probably sneak a stealth pic in to make sure everyone knows about this.

EDIT:  The other man in that picture is Paul Maholm, who I did not talk to.

[Internet Apex]

When are you going to share the anecdote about his disdain for Soriano? We're all on pins and needles here.

[Slaky]

When are you going to share the anecdote about his disdain for Soriano? We're all on pins and needles here.

Seriously. No one cares about any of the other crap you've been saying.

[Brownie]

When are you going to share the anecdote about his disdain for Soriano? We're all on pins and needles here.

Ah, forget it. It will only embolden Chuck.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

When are you going to share the anecdote about his disdain for Soriano? We're all on pins and needles here.

Seriously. No one cares about any of the other crap you've been saying.

He basically asked Dejesus--"So...Soriano--how much of an asshole is *that* guy?" and got the answer he was fishing for.

[Gilgamesh]

When are you going to share the anecdote about his disdain for Soriano? We're all on pins and needles here.

Seriously. No one cares about any of the other crap you've been saying.

He basically asked Dejesus--"So...Soriano--how much of an asshole is *that* guy?" and got the answer he was fishing for.

My apologies.  I asked, after establishing somewhat of a rapport, if Soriano was as much of a dick as he appeared to be.  His response: "Every bit of it.  Dude, wouldn't you be if you made like $500 million?"

"Well, I'd like to think I'd be somewhat charit...you're right, I'd be an asshole too."

/scene.

[Powdered Toast Man]

When are you going to share the anecdote about his disdain for Soriano? We're all on pins and needles here.

Seriously. No one cares about any of the other crap you've been saying.

He basically asked Dejesus--"So...Soriano--how much of an asshole is *that* guy?" and got the answer he was fishing for.

My apologies.  I asked, after establishing somewhat of a rapport, if Soriano was as much of a dick as he appeared to be.  His response: "Every bit of it.  Dude, wouldn't you be if you made like $500 million?"

"Well, I'd like to think I'd be somewhat charit...you're right, I'd be an asshole too."

/scene.

I never really pegged Soriano for being a prick.  I just sort of hate how he plays baseball.