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flannj

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #660 on: July 03, 2012, 09:43:57 PM »

The Norman Rockwell painting that is the flannj household during dinner tonight.

Chipper's first at bat.
Daughter, middle son, and Mrs. flannj all scream at the TV simultaneously... "JUST HIT HIM! HIT HIM IN THE HEAD!"

Hell of a lot of good it did.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #661 on: July 08, 2012, 12:48:50 AM »
Quote from: flannj on July 03, 2012, 09:43:57 PM

The Norman Rockwell painting that is the flannj household during dinner tonight.

Chipper's first at bat.
Daughter, middle son, and Mrs. flannj all scream at the TV simultaneously... "JUST HIT HIM! HIT HIM IN THE HEAD!"

Hell of a lot of good it did.

Were you also screaming the same thing during Volstad's first AB?  Assuming he got one.  I manage to catch two or three box scores a week - his start was one I consciously avoided.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #662 on: July 23, 2012, 02:36:08 PM »
The Gang Reignites the Rivalry:

Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 29, 2012, 04:00:18 PM
I want Dempster and the other gutless assholes to play like All-Stars so Epstoyer can trade them away for prospects who are actually good at baseball.

Quote from: Internet Apex on March 30, 2012, 08:50:03 AM
If he weren't so overpaid, he'd have been eminently tradeable during the past two seasons when the Cubs needed to move people and bring back talent. But no. Every fifth day, that cock gobbler was still fucking here. Plus he's 10 & 5 and though I don't know him personally I'd bet my car that he'd block a trade because he loves it here.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #663 on: July 23, 2012, 04:48:56 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:36:08 PM
The Gang Reignites the Rivalry:

Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 29, 2012, 04:00:18 PM
I want Dempster and the other gutless assholes to play like All-Stars so Epstoyer can trade them away for prospects who are actually good at baseball.

Quote from: Internet Apex on March 30, 2012, 08:50:03 AM
If he weren't so overpaid, he'd have been eminently tradeable during the past two seasons when the Cubs needed to move people and bring back talent. But no. Every fifth day, that cock gobbler was still fucking here. Plus he's 10 & 5 and though I don't know him personally I'd bet my car that he'd block a trade because he loves it here.

Your car is too smart to take that bet.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #664 on: July 23, 2012, 08:13:10 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 23, 2012, 04:48:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 02:36:08 PM
The Gang Reignites the Rivalry:

Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 29, 2012, 04:00:18 PM
I want Dempster and the other gutless assholes to play like All-Stars so Epstoyer can trade them away for prospects who are actually good at baseball.

Quote from: Internet Apex on March 30, 2012, 08:50:03 AM
If he weren't so overpaid, he'd have been eminently tradeable during the past two seasons when the Cubs needed to move people and bring back talent. But no. Every fifth day, that cock gobbler was still fucking here. Plus he's 10 & 5 and though I don't know him personally I'd bet my car that he'd block a trade because he loves it here.

Your car is too smart to take that bet.

It's Japanese so... THI
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #665 on: July 30, 2012, 02:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 15, 2012, 03:53:00 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2012, 02:24:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2012, 01:29:11 PM
Internet Chuck dropping truth bombs (sic)

https://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/191592707339198465

Even by Internet Chuck's standards, that's plumbing new depths of wrong.

If you think Theo and Jed aren't increasingly likely to trade this guy, you haven't been paying attention.


bump for unironic jorts sake
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #666 on: August 05, 2012, 11:45:20 AM »
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #667 on: August 05, 2012, 11:54:42 AM »
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #668 on: August 05, 2012, 12:49:44 PM »
Jeff Baker to Detroit. Soriano to... ????
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #669 on: August 06, 2012, 09:00:56 PM »
Hello from Petco, just here for the cripple fight. Some moron is walking around in Dempshit's #46. For shame.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #670 on: August 06, 2012, 09:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 06, 2012, 09:00:56 PM
Hello from Petco, just here for the cripple fight. Some moron is walking around in Dempshit's #46. For shame.

Is it Eli?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #671 on: August 06, 2012, 10:34:19 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 06, 2012, 09:22:27 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 06, 2012, 09:00:56 PM
Hello from Petco, just here for the cripple fight. Some moron is walking around in Dempshit's #46. For shame.

Is it Eli?

Nope!
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #672 on: August 07, 2012, 12:06:31 AM »
Brett Jackson: 0-for-4, 4 K. Josh Vitters: 0-for-4, 2 K. Better save my ticket stub for when they're co-MVPs next year.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #673 on: August 07, 2012, 09:31:42 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2012, 12:06:31 AM
Brett Jackson: 0-for-4, 4 K. Josh Vitters: 0-for-4, 2 K. Better save my ticket stub for when they're co-MVPs next year.

The future is here. How do you like it so far?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #674 on: August 07, 2012, 09:35:06 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 07, 2012, 09:31:42 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2012, 12:06:31 AM
Brett Jackson: 0-for-4, 4 K. Josh Vitters: 0-for-4, 2 K. Better save my ticket stub for when they're co-MVPs next year.

The future is here. How do you like it so far?

It's not so different.
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