2012 Chicago Cubs

[Slaky]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

When it comes to actually catching the ball and making it presentable for the umpire he is quite bad. Throwing, pretty decent.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

When it comes to actually catching the ball and making it presentable for the umpire he is quite bad. Throwing, pretty decent.

You know, I was talling somebody the other day that I thought he wasn't framing the ball the other day, and now at least I know I'm not the only one who noticed it.

Boy, that Hank White...HE could yank a ball into the strike zone.

[Saul Goodman]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

When it comes to actually catching the ball and making it presentable for the umpire he is quite bad. Throwing, pretty decent.

You know, I was talling somebody the other day that I thought he wasn't framing the ball the other day, and now at least I know I'm not the only one who noticed it.

Boy, that Hank White...HE could yank a ball into the strike zone.

The whole talling?

[morpheus]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

When it comes to actually catching the ball and making it presentable for the umpire he is quite bad. Throwing, pretty decent.

All I know is, when Koyie Hill starts, the Cubs win games.  Can't they get him back?

[Tonker]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

When it comes to actually catching the ball and making it presentable for the umpire he is quite bad. Throwing, pretty decent.

You know, I was talling somebody the other day that I thought he wasn't framing the ball the other day, and now at least I know I'm not the only one who noticed it.

Boy, that Hank White...HE could yank a ball into the strike zone.

The whole talling?

The whole other day?

[Quality Start Machine]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

When it comes to actually catching the ball and making it presentable for the umpire he is quite bad. Throwing, pretty decent.

You know, I was talling somebody the other day that I thought he wasn't framing the ball the other day, and now at least I know I'm not the only one who noticed it.

Boy, that Hank White...HE could yank a ball into the strike zone.

The whole talling?

The whole other day?

You know I tend to ramble.

[CT III]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

[Internet Apex]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

I put breast milk on my Crispix.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

See... Huey got all butthurt one day after Bort called him a whiskey-addled, potato-headed, pot-licking Hibernian bog-stomper on Facebook for making a joke about Bort taking "paternity leave" from one of his 25 "jobs".

[Bort]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

See... Huey got all butthurt one day after Bort called him a whiskey-addled, potato-headed, pot-licking Hibernian bog-stomper on Facebook for making a joke about Bort taking "paternity leave" from one of his 25 "jobs".

Then I got lost on the way to my WOFFORD GAME.

[R-V]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

See... Huey got all butthurt one day after Bort called him a whiskey-addled, potato-headed, pot-licking Hibernian bog-stomper on Facebook for making a joke about Bort taking "paternity leave" from one of his 25 "jobs".

Then I got lost on the way to my WOFFORD GAME.

Oh hey, look at the fancy boy helping out with child rearing. Huey was back in the salt mines less than an hour after he force-fed taters and Guinness to his newborn children.

[Tonker]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

See... Huey got all butthurt one day after Bort called him a whiskey-addled, potato-headed, pot-licking Hibernian bog-stomper on Facebook for making a joke about Bort taking "paternity leave" from one of his 25 "jobs".

Then I got lost on the way to my WOFFORD GAME.

Oh hey, look at the fancy boy helping out with child rearing. Huey was back in the salt cabbage mines less than an hour after he force-fed taters and Guinness to his newborn children.

Begorrah'd.

[Bort]

Hilariously, the only "job" I was taking leave from was my Friday night titty show. The regular job? Not so much.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?

What?

See... Huey got all butthurt one day after Bort called him a whiskey-addled, potato-headed, pot-licking Hibernian bog-stomper on Facebook for making a joke about Bort taking "paternity leave" from one of his 25 "jobs".

Then I got lost on the way to my WOFFORD GAME.

Oh hey, look at the fancy boy helping out with child rearing. Huey was back in the salt mines less than an hour after he force-fed taters and Guinness to his newborn children.

Aye.  'Tis true!

[Internet Apex]

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