2012 Chicago Cubs

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

[CT III]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

When does All Star voting start?

[Bort]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

Snork AND Dempster? For shame.

[CT III]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

Snork AND Dempster? For shame.

Oh, go back to Wofford.

[PenPho]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

Snork AND Dempster? For shame.

Oh, go back to Wofford.

He's trying, but his glasses got all fogged up and he ended up in Evanston at the Church of Santeria.

[Oleg]

Put me squarely in the 'meh' camp on Dempster.  I just can't give a shit about him this year.

Blake Dewitt, on the other hand, can get fucked.

[CBStew]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

Wait a minute.  Diabetes is no laughing matter.  I don't think that it is right to...   Oh...nevermind.

[CT III]

It boggles my mind that some of the people who would have taken a bullet for Zambrano are first in line to shoot one at Dempster.

It seems like people have an issue with Dempster because he's had some failures in big situations. Zambrano's excellent career postseason line and history of strong Opening Day starts are probably what's earning him some leeway.

Oh snap.

BURN

I'm counting on Huey's rage-fueled diatrabes to get me through this season.  You can put me on Team Dempster.

Wait a minute.  Diabetes is no laughing matter.  I don't think that it is right to...   Oh...nevermind.

"This Old Cub" taught me it's okay to make fun of diabetics as long it's in the context of attempting to garner sympathy for their Hall of Fame candidacy.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Put me squarely in the 'meh' camp on Dempster.  I just can't give a shit about him this year.

With so much potentially entertaining spittle-rich pankrage on the line, can you really afford to stay on the sidelines?

Hop on the Dempster wagon, little man. Enjoy the ride.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals. 

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

[CubFaninHydePark]

Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals. 

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

The disappearance of Pujols from the NL Central should minimize 3 or 4 games of Dempster hate.

[Bort]

Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals. 

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

Hey, I said I still hated Dempster, you plodding spudsucker.

Of course, I still reserve the right to laugh at your spluttering Dempster hate. 

[Tony]

I find Dempster to be really annoying. Not sure what side that falls on.

[CBStew]

Put me squarely in the 'meh' camp on Dempster.  I just can't give a shit about him this year.

Blake Dewitt, on the other hand, can get fucked.

You can't count on anything or anyone anymore.  The Cubs cut Dewitt a few months ago and now here he is.