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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #90 on: March 31, 2012, 09:39:59 AM »
Quote from: Bort on March 30, 2012, 08:40:13 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 30, 2012, 08:11:30 PM
Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals. 

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

Hey, I said I still hated Dempster, you plodding spudsucker.

Of course, I still reserve the right to laugh at your spluttering Dempster hate. 

I don't care how much you stay away from the ShoutBox these days, you're no Kerm.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2012, 10:08:56 AM »
My hate is still with Ryan Dempster.

I'm sure it will continue to grow once he gives up his opening day grand slam.


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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #92 on: March 31, 2012, 11:13:01 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 31, 2012, 10:08:56 AM
My hate is still with Ryan Dempster.

I'm sure it will continue to grow once he gives up his opening day grand slam to Mark DeRosa.


You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #93 on: March 31, 2012, 04:52:13 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 31, 2012, 11:13:01 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on March 31, 2012, 10:08:56 AM
My hate is still with Ryan Dempster.

I'm sure it will continue to grow once he gives up his opening day grand slam to Mark DeRosa.



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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #94 on: April 05, 2012, 03:17:48 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on March 30, 2012, 08:11:30 PM
Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals. 

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

10 Ks for Dempster today through 7 and 2/3rds. 

FYPANK!!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #95 on: April 05, 2012, 03:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 30, 2012, 08:11:30 PM
Maybe you all are Dempster homosexuals. 

I feel like I'm getting ganged up on here.  Where the fuck is Kerm when you need him?

10 Ks for Dempster today through 7 and 2/3rds. 

FYPANK!!!

Not bad for a unicycle pedalling paragon to Northside asshattery.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2012, 01:58:47 PM »
Tonight we get to see The Volstad Act.  I hope that we don't feel that it should have been prohibited.  (Yes.  I know.  Needs work.)
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2012, 02:12:13 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 09, 2012, 01:58:47 PM
Tonight we get to see The Volstad Act.  I hope that we don't feel that it should have been prohibited.  (Yes.  I know.  Needs work.)

A prohibition joke?

TOO SOON!!
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2012, 02:14:51 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 09, 2012, 02:12:13 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 09, 2012, 01:58:47 PM
Tonight we get to see The Volstad Act.  I hope that we don't feel that it should have been prohibited.  (Yes.  I know.  Needs work.)

A prohibition joke?

TOO SOON!!

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2012, 03:53:59 PM »
- K. Wood relieved J. Russell
- N. Morgan struck out swinging
- R. Weeks struck out swinging
- A. Ramirez struck out swinging
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #101 on: April 15, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »
Internet Chuck dropping truth bombs (sic)

https://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/191592707339198465

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #102 on: April 15, 2012, 02:24:14 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2012, 01:29:11 PM
Internet Chuck dropping truth bombs (sic)

https://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/191592707339198465

Even by Internet Chuck's standards, that's plumbing new depths of wrong.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #103 on: April 15, 2012, 02:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2012, 02:24:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2012, 01:29:11 PM
Internet Chuck dropping truth bombs (sic)

https://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/191592707339198465

Even by Internet Chuck's standards, that's plumbing new depths of wrong.

STALIN CASTRO!!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #104 on: April 15, 2012, 03:53:00 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2012, 02:24:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2012, 01:29:11 PM
Internet Chuck dropping truth bombs (sic)

https://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/191592707339198465

Even by Internet Chuck's standards, that's plumbing new depths of wrong.

If you think Theo and Jed aren't increasingly likely to trade this guy, you haven't been paying attention.