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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #375 on: May 17, 2012, 10:18:16 AM »
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Not as long as he stays married.





Thought this page would benefit from having this pic on it too.

Thanks for resetting the thread, Armchair.

Fuck the Cubs bullpen, cripes.

I agree. I've decided to watch the games only until the 7th inning and let the deserved wins pile up. Go Kubbeez. 
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #376 on: May 20, 2012, 10:11:17 AM »
Wow! Did you see this new catcher for the Cubs?  Someone named K. Hill.  Looks like he has a lot of promise.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #377 on: May 20, 2012, 12:51:02 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 20, 2012, 10:11:17 AM
Wow! Did you see this new catcher for the Cubs?  Someone named K. Hill.  Looks like he has a lot of promise.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #378 on: May 20, 2012, 09:13:38 PM »
Went to the game today with my parents and my son, who was wearing a really cute little Cubs outfit.  My son likes to clap his hands and yell "yay", especially when the people around him are doing so.  Hence the cute little kid in the Cubs uniform cheering on the White Sox.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #379 on: May 21, 2012, 06:07:47 AM »
Quote from: smg on May 20, 2012, 09:13:38 PM
Went to the game today with my parents and my son, who was wearing a really cute little Cubs outfit.  My son likes to clap his hands and yell "yay", especially when the people around him are doing so.  Hence the cute little kid in the Cubs uniform cheering on the White Sox.

Just keep an eye on him. Don't want him getting early-onset mulletosis.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #380 on: May 21, 2012, 10:09:10 AM »
QuoteCubs manager Dale Sveum said he will talk to team president Theo Epstein and general manager Jed Hoyer about the possibility of bringing Anthony Rizzo up in June.

LLFR1B?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #381 on: May 21, 2012, 10:17:58 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 21, 2012, 10:09:10 AM
QuoteCubs manager Dale Sveum said he will talk to team president Theo Epstein and general manager Jed Hoyer about the possibility of bringing Anthony Rizzo up in June.

LLFR1B?

So then Soriano sits while LaHair plays left? They platoon?


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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #382 on: May 21, 2012, 10:20:12 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 21, 2012, 10:17:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 21, 2012, 10:09:10 AM
QuoteCubs manager Dale Sveum said he will talk to team president Theo Epstein and general manager Jed Hoyer about the possibility of bringing Anthony Rizzo up in June.

LLFR1B?

So then Soriano sits while LaHair plays left? They platoon?



I suppose that Soriano could DH for those few interleague games that month.  Or he could play second base again?!?!?  (No.)
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #383 on: May 21, 2012, 10:25:36 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 21, 2012, 10:20:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 21, 2012, 10:17:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 21, 2012, 10:09:10 AM
QuoteCubs manager Dale Sveum said he will talk to team president Theo Epstein and general manager Jed Hoyer about the possibility of bringing Anthony Rizzo up in June.

LLFR1B?

So then Soriano sits while LaHair plays left? They platoon?



I suppose that Soriano could DH for those few interleague games that month.  Or he could play second base again?!?!?  (No.)

I'd rather watch Fonzie cover the keystone than I would Darwin Barney get another 250 plate appearances.  At least with Fonize at second, hilarity might ensue instead of just popfly badness.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #384 on: May 21, 2012, 10:26:46 AM »
DPD.  Not saying they should force the issue here by calling up Rizzo now anyway, but just for whenever they decide to do that.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #385 on: May 21, 2012, 10:34:24 AM »
Am I going to have to start a really annoying Darwin Barney fan club or something? He makes like $12 a year and is completely serviceable as a major league player. No, he shouldn't be a starter on a World Series caliber team but he's a useful piece.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #386 on: May 21, 2012, 10:35:00 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 21, 2012, 10:34:24 AM
but he's a useful piece.

OF SHIT, says someone here.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #387 on: May 21, 2012, 10:38:03 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 21, 2012, 10:34:24 AM
Am I going to have to start a really annoying Darwin Barney fan club or something? He makes like $12 a year and is completely serviceable as a major league player. No, he shouldn't be a starter on a World Series caliber team but he's a useful piece.

Fine.

I'd still rather watch Soriano at second though. 
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #388 on: May 21, 2012, 10:40:08 AM »
QuoteCubs manager Dale Sveum said he will talk to team president Theo Epstein and general manager Jed Hoyer about the possibility of bringing Anthony Rizzo up in June.

The team is on pace to lose 103 games and people are worried about who will DH for 6 games in June?

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #389 on: May 21, 2012, 10:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 21, 2012, 10:40:08 AM
QuoteCubs manager Dale Sveum said he will talk to team president Theo Epstein and general manager Jed Hoyer about the possibility of bringing Anthony Rizzo up in June.

The team is on pace to lose 103 games and people are worried about who will DH for 6 games in June?

Would ignoring the issue make them win more games?