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Bort

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #435 on: May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 27, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

Huey's just rescued the season for me.  Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

This could really bump Tonkfest to the must-attend event of the summer.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #436 on: May 28, 2012, 04:34:07 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 27, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

Huey's just rescued the season for me.  Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

This could really bump Tonkfest to the must-attend event of the summer.

Dammit
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #437 on: May 28, 2012, 04:39:09 PM »
Go Cubs go! Memorial Day champs!
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #438 on: May 28, 2012, 04:43:45 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 28, 2012, 04:34:07 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 27, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

Huey's just rescued the season for me.  Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

This could really bump Tonkfest to the must-attend event of the summer.

Dammit

They have more than 20 games left.  Plenty of time.
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Bort

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #439 on: May 28, 2012, 05:12:08 PM »
One day, I will achieve my dream of watching a dyspeptic Irishman eat a hat.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #440 on: May 29, 2012, 06:57:18 AM »
Is catsup permissible on hats?
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #441 on: May 29, 2012, 08:01:29 AM »
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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #442 on: May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM »
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #443 on: May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #444 on: May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

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Silent.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #445 on: May 29, 2012, 02:37:57 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

Dead girls don't scream, brah...

or move.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #446 on: May 29, 2012, 02:38:12 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

And white.
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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #447 on: May 29, 2012, 02:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 29, 2012, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

And white.

And male.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #448 on: May 29, 2012, 02:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 29, 2012, 02:46:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 29, 2012, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

And white.

And male.

...preferably post-op.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2012 Chicago Cubs
« Reply #449 on: May 29, 2012, 04:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 27, 2012, 01:39:54 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 27, 2012, 01:04:22 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

I'm not angry at all. Just mocking those that are. We knew this team would suck.

Everyone not named Yellon or Ricketts.

No, Chuck.
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