Dead Duck

[Quality Start Machine]

Donald "Duck" Dunn, a bass player powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Donald "Duck" Done.

[Bort]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

DPD.

Pretty sure the Dead Pool is the one place where Chorks are allowed.  Besides, I don't see you offering up any alternatives, you fat old dad.

[BH]

Duck. Duck. Dead.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

I say we give Huey just one more chance.

[Quality Start Machine]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

I say we give Huey just one more chance.

Huey missing a Blues Brothers ref is as bad as me missing a New York restaurant review opportunity.

[Bort]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

DPD.

Pretty sure the Dead Pool is the one place where Chorks are allowed.  Besides, I don't see you offering up any alternatives, you fat old dad.

I was actually making fun of Fork, so don't ANGER ANGER your ANGER.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The important thing is that Huey's found some things to fuel his Monday butthurt.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

I say we give Huey just one more chance.

Huey missing a Blues Brothers ref is as bad as me missing a New York restaurant review opportunity.

Tough morning. 

I'm still confused by Bort's comment, though.  I could chalk up my missing the reference because I was so blinded by asshurtrage by what I feel was Bort's pointless internecine stick-poke, but that'd be insincere because I really do not readily recall that line, and thus I'm ashamed to admit a hole in my BB knowledge. I'm aware of it now, though.  I apologize to Thrill and NOBODY ELSE. 

[BH]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

I say we give Huey just one more chance.

Huey missing a Blues Brothers ref is as bad as me missing a New York restaurant review opportunity.

Tough morning. 

I'm still confused by Bort's comment, though.  I could chalk up my missing the reference because I was so blinded by asshurtrage by what I feel was Bort's pointless internecine stick-poke, but that'd be insincere because I really do not readily recall that line, and thus I'm ashamed to admit a hole in my BB knowledge. I'm aware of it now, though.  I apologize to Thrill and NOBODY ELSE. 

Is there a potato soup shop near your work where you can get a full cup, assuming you spilled yours?

[Bort]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

I say we give Huey just one more chance.

Huey missing a Blues Brothers ref is as bad as me missing a New York restaurant review opportunity.

Tough morning. 

I'm still confused by Bort's comment, though.  I could chalk up my missing the reference because I was so blinded by asshurtrage by what I feel was Bort's pointless internecine stick-poke, but that'd be insincere because I really do not readily recall that line, and thus I'm ashamed to admit a hole in my BB knowledge. I'm aware of it now, though.  I apologize to Thrill and NOBODY ELSE. 

Is there a potato soup shop near your work where you can get a full cup, assuming you spilled yours?

And do we have any suspects?

[PenPho]

Donald "Duck" Done.

Man, Fork PANKED this by allowing PANK to outFork him.

If the shit fits, wear it.

I thought it was the Foo Bird.

I say we give Huey just one more chance.

Huey missing a Blues Brothers ref is as bad as me missing a New York restaurant review opportunity.

Tough morning.  

I'm still confused by Bort's comment, though.  I could chalk up my missing the reference because I was so blinded by asshurtrage by what I feel was Bort's pointless internecine stick-poke, but that'd be insincere because I really do not readily recall that line, and thus I'm ashamed to admit a hole in my BB knowledge. I'm aware of it now, though.  I apologize to Thrill and NOBODY ELSE.  

Is there a potato soup shop near your work where you can get a full cup, assuming you spilled yours?

And do we have any suspects?

Internecine?

Looks like somebody put a little extra vocabulary in his frappuccino this morning.