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CBStew

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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2013, 05:24:08 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
I hope you're cool with general managers joining this thread, Stew.

SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!!    Has there been a horror movie about them?   Think about it every time you put your shoes on in the morning.  Is there one of those little bastards nestled in the toe of that shoe?
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2013, 06:11:08 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 07, 2013, 05:24:08 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
I hope you're cool with general managers joining this thread, Stew.

SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!!    Has there been a horror movie about them?   Think about it every time you put your shoes on in the morning.  Is there one of those little bastards nestled in the toe of that shoe?
Countdown to Scorpion sex in...
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2013, 10:16:01 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 07, 2013, 05:24:08 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
I hope you're cool with general managers joining this thread, Stew.

SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!!    Has there been a horror movie about them?   Think about it every time you put your shoes on in the morning.  Is there one of those little bastards nestled in the toe of that shoe?

Man, I miss Arizona.
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 11:28:10 AM »
Quote from: flannj on March 07, 2013, 06:11:08 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 07, 2013, 05:24:08 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 07, 2013, 02:08:51 PM
I hope you're cool with general managers joining this thread, Stew.

SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!!    Has there been a horror movie about them?   Think about it every time you put your shoes on in the morning.  Is there one of those little bastards nestled in the toe of that shoe?
Countdown to Scorpion sex in...

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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2013, 04:48:51 PM »
Meanwhile, Albert Almora, the Cubs' 2012 top Draft pick, had to leave Saturday's game with Class A Kane County because of hemorrhoids. He is listed as day to day.
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2013, 04:49:56 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 08, 2013, 04:48:51 PM
Meanwhile, Albert Almora, the Cubs' 2012 top Draft pick, had to leave Saturday's game with Class A Kane County because of hemorrhoids. He is listed as day to day.

Good to know he's just as butthurt as the average Cubs fan. This kid gets it. (||)
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2013, 05:26:01 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 08, 2013, 04:48:51 PM
Meanwhile, Albert Almora, the Cubs' 2012 top Draft pick, had to leave Saturday's game with Class A Kane County because of hemorrhoids. He is listed as day to day.

He was back in the lineup the next day and had three hits so shove it up YOUR ass, Stew.
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2014, 12:55:35 PM »
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2014, 12:29:03 PM »
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2014, 12:54:41 PM »
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2014, 02:03:18 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on March 06, 2014, 12:54:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on March 06, 2014, 12:29:03 PM
Serves him right!

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/26015138-419/cubs-coghlan-healthy-again-after-pie-went-awry-in-2010.html

The Cubs are used to having Pie go awry.

I'm just surprised Gordo didn't throw a line in there about how Coghlan is yet another cheap flyer from a front office that refuses to spend.
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2014, 11:31:31 AM »
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2014, 06:47:04 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on March 31, 2014, 11:31:31 AM
Hey! Rodriguez.  They call it the Cactus League for a reason!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/10596146/francisco-rodriguez-milwaukee-brewers-steps-cactus-hurt

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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2014, 01:52:27 PM »
Classic story that inspired the first part of Bernard Malamud's "The Natural".  You expect the story to have some dramatic "kick" to it.  But, oddly, it doesn't.  It just lays there, kind of like Eddie Waitkus himself, asking "Why?"   
http://thestacks.deadspin.com/the-unnatural-shooting-of-a-baseball-player-by-a-silly-1556476334/@tcraggs22
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Re: The Ludicrous Lucroy Luggage Liaison,
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2014, 05:11:40 PM »
http://deadspin.com/matt-cain-injured-himself-cutting-his-sandwich-into-fa-1572392105

A sandwich is just not a sandwich unless it is cut in fancy shapes.
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