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Saul Goodman

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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2012, 04:50:38 PM »
DPD. Carlos Lee traded to Miami.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2012, 04:41:46 PM »
I have no idea if this is a serious, sarcastic or satirical thread. 
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2012, 05:23:40 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 05, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
I have no idea if this is a serious, sarcastic or satirical thread. 

or Satanic.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2012, 10:21:28 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 05, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
I have no idea if this is a serious, sarcastic or satirical thread. 

Yes.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2012, 08:48:21 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2012, 10:21:28 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 05, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
I have no idea if this is a serious, sarcastic or satirical thread. 

Yes.

I wanted a trade thread. It's only what you make it, so, right now it's annoying and butthurt-inspiring. Pretty much standard Desipio, no?
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2012, 03:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 06, 2012, 08:48:21 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2012, 10:21:28 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 05, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
I have no idea if this is a serious, sarcastic or satirical thread. 

Yes.

I wanted a trade thread. It's only what you make it, so, right now it's annoying and butthurt-inspiring. Pretty much standard Desipio, no?

If anybody gets traded like, say, Carlos Lee, we can all have a race to post. (SPOILER ALERT: You'll win it.) Sounds groovy.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2012, 04:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 06, 2012, 03:42:06 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 06, 2012, 08:48:21 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 05, 2012, 10:21:28 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 05, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
I have no idea if this is a serious, sarcastic or satirical thread. 

Yes.

I wanted a trade thread. It's only what you make it, so, right now it's annoying and butthurt-inspiring. Pretty much standard Desipio, no?

If anybody gets traded like, say, Carlos Lee, we can all have a race to post. (SPOILER ALERT: You'll win it.) Sounds groovy.

I thought not having to watch him launch dongs at Wrigley for a division opponent would be news. Then I realized none of us are watching the Cubs anyway.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2012, 10:44:13 PM »
Quote10:34pm: Alfonso Soriano has told the Cubs he won't accept a trade to San Francisco, Jim Bowden of ESPN.com and MLB Network Radio tweets.

Contending is so overrated.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2012, 10:51:32 PM »
Arodys Vizcaino, Jaye Chapman, and Jacob Brigham (Rangers Soto trade), welcome to the Cubs

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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2012, 11:23:57 PM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:51:32 PM
Arodys Vizcaino, Jaye Chapman, and Jacob Brigham (Rangers Soto trade), welcome to the Cubs

Unless some of those guys came from Atlanta, that seems like a hell of a haul for Soto.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2012, 11:37:01 PM »
Theo apparently has Hendry's penchant for guys with Tommy John's Disease...even if he's the #3 prospect in the Braves' organization.
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2012, 11:55:39 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 30, 2012, 11:23:57 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 30, 2012, 10:51:32 PM
Arodys Vizcaino, Jaye Chapman, and Jacob Brigham (Rangers Soto trade), welcome to the Cubs

Unless some of those guys came from Atlanta, that seems like a hell of a haul for Soto.

Yea, only Brigham was from Texas. Other two, Atlanta. My bad

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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2012, 11:57:37 AM »
Victorino to the Dodgers. Ned Colletti and Magic Johnson in unison say "FYC!"

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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2012, 03:18:30 PM »
Don't look now, but Dempster, Garza and Soriano are still Cubs
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Re: Reasonable Trade Discussion
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2012, 03:21:42 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on July 31, 2012, 03:18:30 PM
Don't look now, but Dempster, Garza and Soriano are still Cubs

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