Reasonable Trade Discussion

[Slaky]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

[SKO]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

I think I'm more mad at the callers. Like, Schwarber is a meatball hero. Even THEY should realize this is dumb.

[Quality Start Machine]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

I think I'm more mad at the callers. Like, Schwarber is a meatball hero. Even THEY should realize this is dumb.

Now I'm hungry.

[Shooter]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

I think I'm more mad at the callers. Like, Schwarber is a meatball hero. Even THEY should realize this is dumb.

Very few things are worse than caller-driven sports talk radio.

[Yeti]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

I think I'm more mad at the callers. Like, Schwarber is a meatball hero. Even THEY should realize this is dumb.

Very few things are worse than caller-driven sports talk radio.

I'd rather just listen to Tannehill and Abbatacola fuck with Rongey during an update.

[Grandmaster Wang]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

I think I'm more mad at the callers. Like, Schwarber is a meatball hero. Even THEY should realize this is dumb.

Now I'm hungry.

Also, #RejectedWeirdAlSongs

[CBStew]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

"Asyntactical".  I have learned a new word today.  (Although my computer drew a red line under it.)

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

"Asyntactical".  I have learned a new word today.  (Although my computer drew a red line under it.)

I made it up but the spellcheck on my phone didn't underline it (it normally does...and I can see it is underlined again here).

EDIT

The M/W definition would indicate that it probably wasn't the word I was looking for.

[Quality Start Machine]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

Will you call for Andy to stop blogging if the Cubs trade for Chapman?

[SKO]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

I'd rather not.

[Quality Start Machine]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

Will you call for Andy to stop blogging if the Cubs trade for Chapman?

I still don't know how he's not in prison.

[Slaky]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

Will you call for Andy to stop blogging if the Cubs trade for Chapman?

I still don't know how he's not in prison.

Andy's not that bad.

[Oleg]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

I'd rather not.

I'm fine with Chapman as a Cub.

I would like to point out that this sentence is just really, really special.

In terms of prospects, their farm system is starting to go dry, as is the case with most contenders. Gleyber Torres, Wilson Contreras, Ian Happ, and Billy McKinney are their best prospects, and even they might be too steep a price to pay for a reliever.