Reasonable Trade Discussion

[Oleg]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

Will you call for Andy to stop blogging if the Cubs trade for Chapman?

I still don't know how he's not in prison.

Andy's not that bad.

Yellon begs to differ.

[Quality Start Machine]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

Will you call for Andy to stop blogging if the Cubs trade for Chapman?

I still don't know how he's not in prison.

Andy's not that bad.

I want to see him in a velour prison jumpsuit.

[CT III]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

Between The Mike North Morning Variety Hour of News You Can Use and Murph and Fred in the Morning, I'd argue that Mully and Hanley aren't even the worst morning show 670's ever had.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

Between The Mike North Morning Variety Hour of News You Can Use and Murph and Fred in the Morning, I'd argue that Mully and Hanley aren't even the worst morning show 670's ever had.

SCHMOOZE PATROL!!!!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

Between The Mike North Morning Variety Hour of News You Can Use and Murph and Fred in the Morning, I'd argue that Mully and Hanley aren't even the worst morning show 670's ever had.

That the pairing of two doddering former athletes (one from the Bears, the other from the Bulls) didn't even make your short list just proves what a low fucking bar we're talking about.

[SKO]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

The source is some dipshit Marlins fan who is only getting this attention because a Marlins source once got drunk at a bar and blabbed to him the Giancarlo Stanton contract before the national media broke the story. What he knows about the Yankees is anyone's guess, but his package is supposedly "Baez, Warren, and a prospect" for Chapman, which is sure as shit not going to happen.

[Brownie]

Mully and Hanley wanted to trade Kyle Schwarber for Andrew Miller this morning and the vast majority of their fans agreed. Why are the people who cover and root for this team so stupid. Why is this a thing

I don't think I've ever hated a show as much as I hate this one.

Fart Throat and Mumble Mouth are the worst.  Between their stupid and impulsive laughing, Hanley nervously uttering questions that are just yammering balls of asyntactical nonsense, and just their all-around idiocy, the show is a shining example of how Chicago can still prove to be parochial and podunk.

Between The Mike North Morning Variety Hour of News You Can Use and Murph and Fred in the Morning, I'd argue that Mully and Hanley aren't even the worst morning show 670's ever had.

That the pairing of two doddering former athletes (one from the Bears, the other from the Bulls) didn't even make your short list just proves what a low fucking bar we're talking about.

A man... I mean two men are dead! IDITO

[Yeti]

If not Miller, maybe Chapman?

The source is some dipshit Marlins fan who is only getting this attention because a Marlins source once got drunk at a bar and blabbed to him the Giancarlo Stanton contract before the national media broke the story. What he knows about the Yankees is anyone's guess, but his package is supposedly "Baez, Warren, and a prospect" for Chapman, which is sure as shit not going to happen.

OK. That makes sense. I was wondering why he was followed by Olney, Rosenthal, and a bunch of randos

[Saul Goodman]

The Cubs, on the other hand, are a nearly perfect team in search of a final piece, and in terms of talent, Chapman is that guy. The Cubs' bullpen currently consists of Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop, Trevor Cahill, Travis Wood, and Justin Grimm. Adding Chapman would make them untouchable, essentially.

Some kind of grudge against Adam Warren, there?

Anyway, Aroldis Chapman = hell no. They just got that d'bag Coghlan back, I can't deal with another. Andrew Miller, though? Fuck yes. Let's get him. But give up nothing for him. GET IT DONE THEO

[Saul Goodman]

Jon Heyman of non-existent website "FanRag Sports" is reporting the Cubs and Yankees are on the verge of a trade involving Gleyber Torres and noted feminist Aroldis Chapman. Talks are far enough along to scratch Torres from his MiLB lineup tonight.

[ChuckD]

Jon Heyman of non-existent website "FanRag Sports" is reporting the Cubs and Yankees are on the verge of a trade involving Gleyber Torres and noted feminist Aroldis Chapman. Talks are far enough along to scratch Torres from his MiLB lineup tonight.

Positive'd

[SKO]

The ugh is currently beating the "wow their bullpen is going to be really fucking dominant" but there's no denying this makes them better.

But ugh

[ChuckD]

The ugh is currently beating the "wow their bullpen is going to be really fucking dominant" but there's no denying this makes them better.

But ugh

Yeah ... but ... 105.

[Eli]

The ugh is currently beating the "wow their bullpen is going to be really fucking dominant" but there's no denying this makes them better.

But ugh

Yeah ... but ... 105.

Yeah ... but ... choking a woman.

[Quality Start Machine]

The ugh is currently beating the "wow their bullpen is going to be really fucking dominant" but there's no denying this makes them better.

But ugh

Yeah ... but ... 105.

Yeah ... but ... choking a woman.

It's going to be hard for us to make fun of other teams when John Lackey is only our second biggest shitbag.