2012-13 Chicago Blackhawks/NHL/Stink Bowman should be FYERRED Thread

[Tony]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

[Slaky]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

[CT III]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

[Slaky]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

Apparently.

[Bort]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

Apparently.

I saw that last night on Twitter and was blown away by the ability to find sexism is a simple pubic hair reference.

[Slaky]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

Apparently.

I saw that last night on Twitter and was blown away by the ability to find sexism is a simple pubic hair reference.

Isn't having untamed insanely gross pubic hair a hygiene thing vs. a woman thing?

If you happen to be a woman trim your shit. If you're a dude, trim your shit.

[Tony]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

Apparently.

I saw that last night on Twitter and was blown away by the ability to find sexism is a simple pubic hair reference.

Isn't having untamed insanely gross pubic hair a hygiene thing vs. a woman thing?

If you happen to be a woman trim your shit. If you're a dude, trim your shit.

And then glue it to your buddy's face.

[Slaky]

I'm always late to the party on stuff like this, like I was with Shaw facts, but figured it was safe to assume that Hockeenight was behind the Gorilla Salad phenomenon.

It is always safe to assume that.

Did you know guys don't have pubes?

Is that why I keep seeing people say that this is sexist?

Apparently.

I saw that last night on Twitter and was blown away by the ability to find sexism is a simple pubic hair reference.

Isn't having untamed insanely gross pubic hair a hygiene thing vs. a woman thing?

If you happen to be a woman trim your shit. If you're a dude, trim your shit.

And then glue it to your buddy's face.

sexist

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Doom.

[Bort]

Doom.

The Hawkstinks are terrible.

[Internet Apex]

Doom.

The Hawkstinks Blackstinks are terrible.

racist'd

[morpheus]

On the bright side, they made the cover of SI.

[Internet Apex]

Thank you.

[CT III]

Bowstink is terrible.

[Quality Start Machine]

Michal Handzus returns, to tear off the scab Slak still had from Kyle Calder being traded away.