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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #135 on: July 10, 2014, 06:19:37 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 10, 2014, 04:26:47 PM
I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment.

Let's never forget that Bryant's response to that plunking was to steal second. Kris "Five Tools" Bryant.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #136 on: July 10, 2014, 06:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2014, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 10, 2014, 05:42:15 PM
Plus, Morph LOVES cats.  He'll tell you 24 Things You'll Never Believe About Them.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #137 on: July 10, 2014, 07:20:40 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 10, 2014, 06:26:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on July 10, 2014, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 10, 2014, 05:42:15 PM
Plus, Morph LOVES cats.  He'll tell you 24 Things You'll Never Believe About Them.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #138 on: July 10, 2014, 07:57:00 PM »
And And why And why is Morneau in the Derby with his 13 HRs and not Rizzo?
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #139 on: July 10, 2014, 07:58:57 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 10, 2014, 07:57:00 PM
And And why And why

Whoa there, Huard.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #140 on: July 10, 2014, 08:05:24 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on July 10, 2014, 07:57:00 PM
And And why And why is Morneau in the Derby with his 13 HRs and not Rizzo?


a) Morneau's teammate picked the team.
b) Teams were selected a few days ago when Rizzo wasn't even an All-Star.

Lots of (a) with a scosche of (b).
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #141 on: July 10, 2014, 08:09:39 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on July 10, 2014, 08:05:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 10, 2014, 07:57:00 PM
And And why And why is Morneau in the Derby with his 13 HRs and not Rizzo?


a) Morneau's teammate picked the team.
b) Teams were selected a few days ago when Rizzo wasn't even an All-Star.

Lots of (a) with a scosche of (b).


And Morneau lost the All Star vote to Rizzo. Tulo can fuck himself... and why and why and why
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #142 on: July 11, 2014, 02:11:50 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 10, 2014, 05:42:15 PM
Plus, Morph LOVES "Cats 2 - the Musical Sequel!".  He'll tell you 24 Things You'll Never Believe About Them.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #143 on: July 11, 2014, 07:13:13 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 11, 2014, 02:11:50 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on July 10, 2014, 05:42:15 PM
Plus, Morph LOVES "Cats 2 - the Musical Sequel!".  He'll tell you 24 Things You'll Never Believe About Them.

NOWtherearetoomanymemesonthefield'd.


So much validation.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #144 on: July 21, 2014, 09:10:48 AM »
Bump. 23 HR's, tied for the NL lead with some schmuck named Giancarlo Stanton.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #145 on: July 21, 2014, 02:59:22 PM »
National League Player of the Week SPLOOGE. 
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #146 on: July 21, 2014, 03:19:10 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 21, 2014, 02:59:22 PM
National League Player of the Week SPLOOGE. 


#RizzJizz
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #147 on: July 22, 2014, 09:16:40 PM »
MultipleRizzorgazmobeanz.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #148 on: August 19, 2014, 09:44:58 PM »
Giant dong that goes all the way out to Sheffield.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #149 on: August 19, 2014, 10:53:20 PM »
Going back to the beginning of this thread by accident I think it's important we never forget that Yeti said he would suck, Apex called him Adam LaRoche, and Eli once worried about Slaky being too pessimistic.
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