The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread

[Saul Goodman]

I didn't really like the towering aspect of that home run.  A line drive would have been much less showy and more efficient.

Also, I wish it had landed about 15 feet to the left.

What a showoff. Trade his arrogant bum to Miami or something, Epstink.

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't understand the fuss. He's only tied for 6th on the Cubs in HRs.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Sploosh.

[Chuck to Chuck]

DPD.

Sploosh.

One row further and you'd be right.

[morpheus]

DPD.

Sploosh.

One row further and you'd be right.

No, Chuck.

[Quality Start Machine]

Suck it, St. Louis.

[CubFaninHydePark]

So is the rule that if you have dysentery, you can hit a three-run dong off a pitcher who also has dysentery?

3-run-dong-suckfest for Pittsburgh.

[Waco Kid]

Sploosh

[Slaky]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

Grazi.

[Eli]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has never given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

[Eli]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

[Slaky]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

[Bort]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.