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The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« on: June 24, 2012, 07:20:20 AM »
Per the diminutive one, set to begin Tuesday?

Sweet Tits.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 09:46:30 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 24, 2012, 07:20:20 AM
Per the diminutive one, set to begin Tuesday?

Sweet Tits.

Now they can only lose by five!
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 10:16:45 AM »
He gonna suck
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 11:32:16 AM »
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 12:47:45 PM »
The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 07:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2012, 12:47:45 PM
The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 10:42:55 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 24, 2012, 07:35:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2012, 12:47:45 PM
The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.

Don't count your first basemen before they are hatched.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo __________Fest Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 11:20:00 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on June 24, 2012, 10:42:55 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 24, 2012, 07:35:12 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 24, 2012, 12:47:45 PM
The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.

Don't count your first basemen before they are hatched grow on trees every spring.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AM »
This is going to be such a let down.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 09:29:01 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AM
This is going to be such a let down.

Dude, are you being meta-sarcastic?
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2012, 09:29:47 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AMThis is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2012, 09:32:19 AM »
Quote from: R-V on June 25, 2012, 09:29:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AMThis is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

Take a look at Adam LaRoche's line for 2006 and cheer up, son.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2012, 11:04:48 AM »
Quote from: R-V on June 25, 2012, 09:29:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AMThis is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2012, 11:09:01 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 25, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 25, 2012, 09:29:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AMThis is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.

I'm worried about everyone else. Maybe that's my problem.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2012, 11:13:38 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 11:09:01 AM
Quote from: Eli on June 25, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 25, 2012, 09:29:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AMThis is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.

I'm worried about everyone else. Maybe that's my problem.

Goddamn it Marie.
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