The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread

[CT III]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

I'm assuming whoever wrote this is the Phil Rogers of Italy.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

I'm assuming whoever wrote this is the Phil Rogers of Italy.

ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez (||)

[Gilgamesh]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

I'm assuming whoever wrote this is the Phil Rogers of Italy.

ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez (||)

I've been laughing at this for a solid fifteen minutes now.

[SKO]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

I'm assuming whoever wrote this is the Phil Rogers of Italy.

ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez (||)

I've been laughing at this for a solid fifteen minutes now.

This made my day.

[CBStew]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

I'm assuming whoever wrote this is the Phil Rogers of Italy.

ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez (||)

I've been laughing at this for a solid fifteen minutes now.

This made my day.

If a movie named "Zero Dark Thirty" can be a commercial success then any and all of the above will work.

[Yeti]

Bump.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump.

[Bort]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

This was funny, damn it.

[R-V]

http://www.gazzetta.it/Sport_Vari/Altri_Sport/Baseball/08-03-Marzo-2013/world-classic-fantastica-italia-battuto-messico-stelle-92364091232.shtml

I'm Rizzing

The score was a continuous succession: Italy with the formula of "two at a time" took the lead (2-0), recovered (4-4) is back in the (4-5) and thanks to the double (let's say even a little lucky with the ball drop at the climax of the exterior Gonzalez) Anthony Rizzo, Chicago Cubs first baseman of the Sicilian blood such as grandparents, in the ninth inning set the score at 6-5 and then well defended the last desperate attack of the Mexicans, who had the entire audience in favor for obvious reasons. But this Italy has had more heart, has nver given up, shook and leapt at the end because he has fiercely believed in this company.

I was half-expecting to be asked to give my bank account information by the end of that recap.

I feel like there are several depressing, Oscar-winning film titles in that recap:

"Climax of the Exterior Gonzalez"

"Last Desperate Attack of the Mexicans"

"Blood Such as Grandparents"

last desperate attack of the Mexicans is the best thing I've read

Pretty sure Blood Such As Grandparents is the newest Neurosis album title.

This was funny, damn it.

I think the formula of "two at a time" was probably first mentioned in a FroDog Bulls recap. If those lousy players could just hit their free throws two at a time they might win some games.

[Quality Start Machine]

Huey, you've been warned.

[CBStew]

Huey, you've been warned.

He is fouling most of them off to the left.  This is not good.  The pitcher is lobbing meatballs underhand and Rizzo can't catch up with them?

[Eli]

A bump seems in order.

Nice to have a guy in the lineup who's nearly 42 percent of the way to first base every time he steps to the plate.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

A bump seems in order.

Nice to have a guy in the lineup who's nearly 42 percent of the way to first base every time he steps to the plate.

I had forgotten about that Gil line, and now I can't stop laughing.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

A bump seems in order.

Nice to have a guy in the lineup who's nearly 42 percent of the way to first base every time he steps to the plate.

I had forgotten about that Gil line, and now I can't stop laughing.

It is absolutely staggering.

[Bort]

A bump seems in order.

Nice to have a guy in the lineup who's nearly 42 percent of the way to first base every time he steps to the plate.

I had forgotten about that Gil line, and now I can't stop laughing.

It is absolutely staggering.

Can I be butthurt that TEC doesn't read my signature?