The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread

[SKO]

This dude

[CubFaninHydePark]

How'd this leave the first page?

[SKO]

4 games vs a very tough pitching staff: 8-16, 2 HRs, 2 Doubles, and a walk.

INTREPID READER ROB NEYER:
Trade value is at an all time high!

[Saul Goodman]

4 games vs a very tough pitching staff: 8-16, 2 HRs, 2 Doubles, and a walk.

INTREPID READER ROB NEYER:
Trade value is at an all time high!

No room for this guy in the lineup!

[Quality Start Machine]

4 games vs a very tough pitching staff: 8-16, 2 HRs, 2 Doubles, and a walk.

INTREPID READER ROB NEYER:
Trade value is at an all time high!

No room for this guy in the lineup!

Better move him quick, before Schwarber is brought up to DH.

[SKO]

Why aren't CastroBombs FYY material?  I'm cornfused.

Aren't we waiting for Epstink to sign Starlin to a 9-year extension that includes the most restrictive no-trade clause in history to FYC in a way neither Corey Patterson nor Soriano were capable of producing?

Not sure but back on topic for a sec--until now I hadn't actually seen Rizzo's first HR on Saturday.  Kind of sweet that it followed a two-out, opposite field single by Starlin, and way awesome that he nearly hit out on to Sheffield-- a more difficult task than reaching the streets in left-- but I confess to being slightly uncomfortable with his pose/strut.  I mean, I don't mind rooting for a douche if it means a championship, but given a choice, I'd likelike for my guys not to be douches.  Tell me what a prick I'm being.

Since Huey wants to remind everyone which players he had dibs on hating first, I'd like to refresh everyone's memory of this one.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Why aren't CastroBombs FYY material?  I'm cornfused.

Aren't we waiting for Epstink to sign Starlin to a 9-year extension that includes the most restrictive no-trade clause in history to FYC in a way neither Corey Patterson nor Soriano were capable of producing?

Not sure but back on topic for a sec--until now I hadn't actually seen Rizzo's first HR on Saturday.  Kind of sweet that it followed a two-out, opposite field single by Starlin, and way awesome that he nearly hit out on to Sheffield-- a more difficult task than reaching the streets in left-- but I confess to being slightly uncomfortable with his pose/strut.  I mean, I don't mind rooting for a douche if it means a championship, but given a choice, I'd likelike for my guys not to be douches.  Tell me what a prick I'm being.

Since Huey wants to remind everyone which players he had dibs on hating first, I'd like to refresh everyone's memory of this one.

Rizzo's not a douche.

I'm a dickhole.

These are truths.

[SKO]

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[ChuckD]

This thread shouldn't be off Page 1.

Bump.

[Saul Goodman]

This thread shouldn't be off Page 1.

Bump.

That was awesome.  Good on the ump for seeing the whole play through before making the call too.

[SKO]

INTO THE FUCKING WIND. HE IS A GOD.

[SKO]

please come back, Tony Ballgame.

[Slaky]

please come back, Tony Ballgame.

Noticeably struggling. Hopefully this ends soon. Tonight would be a good time, for example.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

please come back, Tony Ballgame.

Noticeably struggling. Hopefully this ends soon. Tonight would be a good time, for example.

Hopefully.  He and Soler are the only guys in the lineup who aren't shitty or having shitty offensive seasons.

[Slaky]

please come back, Tony Ballgame.

Noticeably struggling. Hopefully this ends soon. Tonight would be a good time, for example.

Hopefully.  He and Soler are the only guys in the lineup who aren't shitty or having shitty offensive seasons.

Well now Kris Bryant has joined them.