The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread

[Oleg]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

[InternetApex]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

I don't know how you say, "PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION" in Spanish, but he earned himself that missive as well as an open invite to play for Cody's when his MLB career is finished in about 18 months or so.

[SKO]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

By doing so he managed to completely erase the 5 win gap between him and Ross over the last three years. Clearly I was wrong to regret giving him up for Bob Novoa II. He made a bad throw. I am shamed.

[InternetApex]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

By doing so he managed to completely erase the 5 win gap between him and Ross over the last three years. Clearly I was wrong to regret giving him up for Bob Novoa II. He made a bad throw. I am shamed.

That's good you can admit it now. Shows real growth.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

By doing so he managed to completely erase the 5 win gap between him and Ross over the last three years. Clearly I was wrong to regret giving him up for Bob Novoa II. He made a bad throw. I am shamed.

That's good you can admit it now. Shows real growth.

He also swung at the first pitch and popped it out with runners on second and third and only 1 out his first time up.

[InternetApex]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

By doing so he managed to completely erase the 5 win gap between him and Ross over the last three years. Clearly I was wrong to regret giving him up for Bob Novoa II. He made a bad throw. I am shamed.

That's good you can admit it now. Shows real growth.

He also swung at the first pitch and popped it out with runners on second and third and only 1 out his first time up.

That's really bad.

[CT III]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

By doing so he managed to completely erase the 5 win gap between him and Ross over the last three years. Clearly I was wrong to regret giving him up for Bob Novoa II. He made a bad throw. I am shamed.

That's good you can admit it now. Shows real growth.

He also swung at the first pitch and popped it out with runners on second and third and only 1 out his first time up.

That's really bad.

Especially because in doing so he created a memory that Huey's going to have forever instead of knowing his wife's birthday.

[InternetApex]

Bump for tagging on a foul out to catcher.

FYSKO

Had to think really hard why that was directed at me, but once I figured it out I appreciate the attention to detail.

I still don't know...so, I'll ask.  Huh?

I bitch about David Ross a lot. My main complaint is that they got rid of Beef for absolutely nothing to make room for Ross. Beef fucked up the throw to second on that play by Rizzo that led to the run scoring. Beef therefore sucks, and I am stupid to bitch about Ross. Therefore the FYSKO

Wow.  That's Forklevel reaching.  But, I can get on-board with that.

"Everything is reaching for you" /Forkjoke

Beef didn't just botch the throw. He first was unathletic enough to fall on his ginormous ass making the catch. Forgivable but funny. Then he casually got to his knees with his back to the infield where two runners were stationed - including one at third fucking base. When he realized he'd panked his way into an advance to second, he actually decided it was a good idea to uncork a throw with that runner on third fucking base. The results were disastrous for his team and for SKO.

By doing so he managed to completely erase the 5 win gap between him and Ross over the last three years. Clearly I was wrong to regret giving him up for Bob Novoa II. He made a bad throw. I am shamed.

That's good you can admit it now. Shows real growth.

He also swung at the first pitch and popped it out with runners on second and third and only 1 out his first time up.

That's really bad.

Especially because in doing so he created a memory that Huey's going to have forever instead of knowing his wife's birthday.

Much like John Lackey, SKO really shouldn't look at anything that happened last night and take any satisfaction in it at all.

[CubFaninHydePark]

For the rasslin fans out there, there's got to be some mashup of RizzO's and Booty O's that would be spot on.  I wish I could give further inspiration, but this is all I got.

[Bort]

For the rasslin fans out there, there's got to be some mashup of RizzO's and Booty O's that would be spot on.  I wish I could give further inspiration, but this is all I got.

Really, that was more than we ever asked for.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Bump, much needed.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Bump, much needed.

In terms of score, not so necessary, but 2 in 2 days is encouraging.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump, much needed.

In terms of score, not so necessary, but 2 in 2 days is encouraging.

One loud foul away from 2 tonight.

[Saul Goodman]

Bump, much needed.

In terms of score, not so necessary, but 2 in 2 days is encouraging.

One loud foul away from 2 tonight.

Would've had two Wednesday if it weren't for the Deserved Rookie of the Year.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

4 in 5 days, safe to say he's at least found his power stroke. Along with Heyward/Bryant starting to heat up things could REALLY start to get ugly for opposing teams. I stand corrected, let's make it 5 in 5.