The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread

[flannj]

This fellow is one impressive Dago.

[Quality Start Machine]

This fellow is one impressive Dago.

Muscles Marinara.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump for the 9th inning dong off a legit LOOGY.

[Tonker]

This fellow is one impressive Dago.

Muscles Marinara.

The wop can whack.

[Slaky]

Bump for the 9th inning dong off a legit LOOGY.

Oliver Perez is legit garbage and that's about it.

[SKO]

Bumping for back to back from Bryzzo, in that they homered back to back last night, but also both homered in back to back games.

[Quality Start Machine]

There's a new video of the Cubs imitating Rizzo's laugh that they played between innings last night.

Jake imitating Rizzo's laugh will haunt your soul.

[SKO]

A homer, a double, and two walks is pretty good, too. No reason to feel shame, Tony. You did good. You did real good.

[ChuckD]

Bump for a huge catch over the tarp.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump for a huge catch over the tarp.

Next year's bobblehead.

[SKO]

That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

[CT III]

That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

He's the best everything everywhere ever.

Fight me.

[SKO]

That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

He's the best everything everywhere ever.

Fight me.

Hey you're talking to an adult man whose casual Friday outfit for work most weeks is a mustard stained Rizzo jersey, my frent.

[CT III]

That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

He's the best everything everywhere ever.

Fight me.

Hey you're talking to an adult man whose casual Friday outfit for work most weeks is a mustard stained Rizzo jersey, my frent.

Yeah, I knew you'd be with me, it was meant as more of an open challenge.

[R-V]

That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

Meh. Left-handed cancer-surviving entire-dugout-challenging seat-diving superstar first basemen basically grow on trees these days.