2012-2013 Boozer leads the Bulls to a last seed in the playoffs thread

[Eli]

Also, it would suck to be a Heat fan, if such a thing actually existed.

[Bort]

Also, it would suck to be a Heat fan, if such a thing actually existed.

Eli, what about those long-suffering oh who am I kidding, I can't even begin to finish this sentence without laughing.

[Internet Apex]

And you guys talk about my butthurt.

Yes, we do. With good reason.

Because I'm a fucking idiot. I'm going to stop talking now.

[BH]

The bigger question for game 2 is what shoes Lebron is going to wear. His custom MVP shoes, or the rainbow colored ones that are lighter and increase his speed. Jimmy Butler, for one game at least, showed up the most talented player in the NBA. Go Jimmy.

[Eli]

The bigger question for game 2 is what shoes Lebron is going to wear. His custom MVP shoes, or the rainbow colored ones that are lighter and increase his speed. Jimmy Butler, for one game at least, showed up the most talented player in the NBA. Go Jimmy.

I have to admit, it's pretty impressive that LeBron looked mediocre for a lot of the game and still ended up with 24/8/7.

[Quality Start Machine]

And you guys talk about my butthurt.

Yes, we do. With good reason.

Because I'm a fucking idiot. I'm going to stop talking now.

[Tonker]

Bulls with the hard-fought Deserved Win to force Game 7. Yay?

Not that it matters or anyone cares, but I just want to throw out that Joakim Noah is maybe my favorite basketball player ever.

I've been a fan since the goofy bastard was at Florida, but my manlove for Noah has reached new heights with this series' performance.

My irrational hatred of the guy has almost completely burned out. At some point in the next week or so, I expect that to change somewhat.

I'm sure he'll be enough to make you ass itch because his rebounding will keep the Bulls firmly within 30 points each of the four games.

I think the Bulls will eke out one win at home in the series. And Noah will scream, tug on his jersey and stand on the scorer's table afterward.

I think the bulls will win at least 2 games, possibly 3 if the refs let the bulls play physical against lebron and bosh.

Nice preemptive butthurt. How very Pacer fan of you. This statement implies that the only way Chicago can hang in this series is to foul two superior players and hope the refs don't call shit. And that if Miami retaliates, that it will get called. And if this doesn't happen, the refs are to blame, not the poor, undermanned Bulls who went around headhunting and weren't allowed to get by.

Not at all. If the bulls can stay out of foul trouble with all the flopping lebron, bosh and wade do, they have a chance to win games. The bulls don't have a bench to rely on with all the injuries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZpGKC62qvs

Another angle for the rifle shot


Also

Holy fucking shit.  I had no idea.  There's some flopping in there that would make Southern European soccer players think twice.  Welp, just one more reason to despise LeBron James and the Heat, I guess.

[Yeti]

And you guys talk about my butthurt.

Yes, we do. With good reason.

Because I'm a fucking idiot. I'm going to stop talking now.

Fix'd

[Quality Start Machine]

And you guys talk about my butthurt.

Yes, we do. With good reason.

Because I'm a fucking idiot. I'm going to stop talking now.

Fix'd

Are you using Tonk's Australian browser again?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

White people.

[Yeti]

How dare him win them 2 national titles and then get drafted by the Bulls.

[Internet Apex]

How dare him win them 2 national titles and then get drafted by the Bulls.

That was with Florida. That cunt is probs a Miami fan/alum. Gross.

[Yeti]

White people.

White people, indeed.

[Quality Start Machine]

Boy, do I miss the good old days when you could suck somebody's nose in a restaurant in an effort to get cocaine residue without it being plastered all over the Internet.

[Internet Apex]

Boy, do I miss the good old days when you could suck somebody's nose in a restaurant in an effort to get cocaine residue without it being plastered all over the Internet.

New York in the 70s?