The Travis "gives me" Wood bollockyoghurt chapchutney thread

[Tonker]

Since 1st June he's given up 29 hits, 12 walks and eight runs in 39 1/3 innings for an ERA of 1.83 and a WHIP of 1.04.  His season ERA and WHIP now stand at 3.05 and 1.09 respectively.

Last night he gave up three hits and no walks over 7 2/3 innings, doubled, took third on the subsequent ground-out, and scored the winning run on RIZZO's single.

For the season has an OPS with the bat of .866, small sample size be damned.

I can't see anything getting between him and the NL MVP, to be honest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my newest squeeze (Reed who?) - Travis Wood.

[Quality Start Machine]

Kerry was merely the Warmup Wood.

SIGH UNG, FEMALE DOGES!!!

[Internet Apex]

Epstink is wonderful.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

BUT DAT SHAUN MARSHALL KID MADE DA ALL STAR TEAM..AND DATS WIT DUSTY AS HIS MANAGER!

(Screw you, Eli.)

[CBStew]

This morning I received a spam message from Travis Wood having something to do with preferred seating on American Airlines.  You have to hand it to the wiliness of spammers.  Not only do they know that I am a Cub fan, they know who the latest heroes are.

[PenPho]

Since 1st June he's given up 29 hits, 12 walks and eight runs in 39 1/3 innings for an ERA of 1.83 and a WHIP of 1.04.  His season ERA and WHIP now stand at 3.05 and 1.09 respectively.

Last night he gave up three hits and no walks over 7 2/3 innings, doubled, took third on the subsequent ground-out, and scored the winning run on RIZZO's single.

For the season has an OPS with the bat of .866, small sample size be damned.

I can't see anything getting between him and the NL MVP, to be honest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my newest squeeze (Reed who?) - Travis Wood.

1st June what?

Can you finish this sentence?

[Tonker]

Since 1st June he's given up 29 hits, 12 walks and eight runs in 39 1/3 innings for an ERA of 1.83 and a WHIP of 1.04.  His season ERA and WHIP now stand at 3.05 and 1.09 respectively.

Last night he gave up three hits and no walks over 7 2/3 innings, doubled, took third on the subsequent ground-out, and scored the winning run on RIZZO's single.

For the season has an OPS with the bat of .866, small sample size be damned.

I can't see anything getting between him and the NL MVP, to be honest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my newest squeeze (Reed who?) - Travis Wood.

1st June what?

Can you finish this sentence?

I dunno.  Can you kiss my arse?

[PenPho]

Since 1st June he's given up 29 hits, 12 walks and eight runs in 39 1/3 innings for an ERA of 1.83 and a WHIP of 1.04.  His season ERA and WHIP now stand at 3.05 and 1.09 respectively.

Last night he gave up three hits and no walks over 7 2/3 innings, doubled, took third on the subsequent ground-out, and scored the winning run on RIZZO's single.

For the season has an OPS with the bat of .866, small sample size be damned.

I can't see anything getting between him and the NL MVP, to be honest.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my newest squeeze (Reed who?) - Travis Wood.

1st June what?

Can you finish this sentence?

I dunno.  Can you kiss my arse?

As soon as Travis extricates himself.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for his second consecutive outdueling of the Great Johan which, though not as strong as his 2 previous outings, still leaves him with the following line over his last 5 starts:

36 1/3 IP
25 Hits
14 Walks
21 K
6 ER
1.49 ERA
1.07 WHIP
4-0 W/L

[Internet Apex]

Bump for his second consecutive outdueling of the Great Johan which, though not as strong as his 2 previous outings, still leaves him with the following line over his last 5 starts:

36 1/3 IP
25 Hits
14 Walks
21 K
6 ER
1.49 ERA
1.07 WHIP
4-0 W/L

Am I the only one who expected "outings" to link to Anderson Cooper? That would have been of quality.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for his second consecutive outdueling of the Great Johan which, though not as strong as his 2 previous outings, still leaves him with the following line over his last 5 starts:

36 1/3 IP
25 Hits
14 Walks
21 K
6 ER
1.49 ERA
1.07 WHIP
4-0 W/L

Am I the only one who expected "outings" to link to Anderson Cooper? That would have been of quality.

Sorry.  Just attempting to discuss SPORTZ!

[Yeti]

Well, to be fair Carlos Lee fucks every Cubs pitcher up

[Canadouche]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

[Quality Start Machine]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Wood does.

[Bort]

Kind of reminds me of the stat line of another Cubs lefty from a few years back...

In 76.2 innings pitched, he gave up 54 hits, walked 21, and struck out 78 while surrendering 22 earned runs en route to a 9-4 record. That's an ERA of 2.52 and a WHIP of 0.85.

Could Travis Wood be the next... Rich Hill?

I'll wait until I see how Mitch Mavis Wood does.

C'mon, Fork. Use the format.