The Travis "gives me" Wood bollockyoghurt chapchutney thread

[SKO]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do. 

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do. 

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

[ChuckD]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do. 

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

[SKO]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

Why does it matter if he got them to the 8th? Do you really want Travis Wood throwing in the 8th inning vs that lineup? He and James Russell combined with Wada to form a voltron of mediocre lefties that got them into the 7th so they could use their pen normally from there on out. Would you have expected Wada to get them to the 8th?

Hell, Wada left in the 3rd and they didn't even need to use Grimm at all in that game. Their pen is hardly taxed, and there's a good chance Wood allowed them to avoid having do to that awful thing they do where they call up Schlitter because their pen is too tired.

I deemed it worthy of a modest congratulatory bump.

[CT III]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

Why does it matter if he got them to the 8th? Do you really want Travis Wood throwing in the 8th inning vs that lineup? He and James Russell combined with Wada to form a voltron of mediocre lefties that got them into the 7th so they could use their pen normally from there on out. Would you have expected Wada to get them to the 8th?

Hell, Wada left in the 3rd and they didn't even need to use Grimm at all in that game. Their pen is hardly taxed, and there's a good chance Wood allowed them to avoid having do to that awful thing they do where they call up Schlitter because their pen is too tired.

I deemed it worthy of a modest congratulatory bump.

What I find most amusing in all this is that Huey seems to think that bumping a thread on a message board is on par with winning the Cy Young award.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

Why does it matter if he got them to the 8th? Do you really want Travis Wood throwing in the 8th inning vs that lineup? He and James Russell combined with Wada to form a voltron of mediocre lefties that got them into the 7th so they could use their pen normally from there on out. Would you have expected Wada to get them to the 8th?

Hell, Wada left in the 3rd and they didn't even need to use Grimm at all in that game. Their pen is hardly taxed, and there's a good chance Wood allowed them to avoid having do to that awful thing they do where they call up Schlitter because their pen is too tired.

I deemed it worthy of a modest congratulatory bump.

Fine!

*walks off in a huff*

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

Why does it matter if he got them to the 8th? Do you really want Travis Wood throwing in the 8th inning vs that lineup? He and James Russell combined with Wada to form a voltron of mediocre lefties that got them into the 7th so they could use their pen normally from there on out. Would you have expected Wada to get them to the 8th?

Hell, Wada left in the 3rd and they didn't even need to use Grimm at all in that game. Their pen is hardly taxed, and there's a good chance Wood allowed them to avoid having do to that awful thing they do where they call up Schlitter because their pen is too tired.

I deemed it worthy of a modest congratulatory bump.

What I find most amusing in all this is that Huey seems to think that bumping a thread on a message board is on par with winning the Cy Young award.

I do?

[SKO]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

Why does it matter if he got them to the 8th? Do you really want Travis Wood throwing in the 8th inning vs that lineup? He and James Russell combined with Wada to form a voltron of mediocre lefties that got them into the 7th so they could use their pen normally from there on out. Would you have expected Wada to get them to the 8th?

Hell, Wada left in the 3rd and they didn't even need to use Grimm at all in that game. Their pen is hardly taxed, and there's a good chance Wood allowed them to avoid having do to that awful thing they do where they call up Schlitter because their pen is too tired.

I deemed it worthy of a modest congratulatory bump.

What I find most amusing in all this is that Huey seems to think that bumping a thread on a message board is on par with winning the Cy Young award.

Heck, I even tried to stave off the Huebiting by admitting that having a Travis Wood thread at all (thanks to some trigger happy Australian) was dumb, but even that qualifier wasn't enough.

[CT III]

This thread is still dumber than shit but Travis did a fine job saving their asses tonight.

Not bump-worthy IMO. Had he gone 5 innings and bridged the Cubs directly to the 8th himself yeah.  I mean, good effort and all, but after the last 8 or so months of tub- shitting  giving his team 3 1/3 IP is the least he can do.  

Unless he does this in a playoff game of course.

This is world class Huebiting.

It actually made my morning just to come and see this response. I assume Huey was so incensed he spit out his morning optoat (then quickly gathered the chunks back up and stuck them back in because he ain't made of money, dammit).

Hey you do what you got to do with your Morning Hard-On; not judging.

Refusing to call morning wood "morning wood" just to spite Travis Wood?

That sure is our Huey! [Roll Laugh Track]

Missed my opportunity there.

When Wood came into the game in the 3rd, I literally said to the folks in my section last night, "Boy it'd be nice if Wood could throw 5 innings and take them to the 8th"

And then he induced a double play.

And then he walked 2 straight guys.

But yeah he managed to traverse through a Dodger lineup to get 10 outs so don't let me stand in the way of his winning the gold medal in SKO's Low Bar Olympics.  Cheer the raggedy-ass rail-splitter all you want.

Why does it matter if he got them to the 8th? Do you really want Travis Wood throwing in the 8th inning vs that lineup? He and James Russell combined with Wada to form a voltron of mediocre lefties that got them into the 7th so they could use their pen normally from there on out. Would you have expected Wada to get them to the 8th?

Hell, Wada left in the 3rd and they didn't even need to use Grimm at all in that game. Their pen is hardly taxed, and there's a good chance Wood allowed them to avoid having do to that awful thing they do where they call up Schlitter because their pen is too tired.

I deemed it worthy of a modest congratulatory bump.

What I find most amusing in all this is that Huey seems to think that bumping a thread on a message board is on par with winning the Cy Young award.

I do?

Don't be coy.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

What I find amusing (but not most amusing since I'm not a boring ole' biddy like CT) is that CT equates 5 innings of relief work with being worthy of a Cy Young award.

[Bort]

Clearly, this thread was worthy of bumping if only to see Huey being Huey.

[SKO]

Clearly, this thread was worthy of bumping if only to see Huey being Huey.

He didn't disappoint.

[Slaky]

Clearly, this thread was worthy of bumping if only to see Huey being Huey.

He didn't disappoint.

This turned out so well I'm not even mad at Tonk for starting this piece of shit thread anymore.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Clearly, this thread was worthy of bumping if only to see Huey being Huey.

He didn't disappoint.

*bows*

*falls into orchestra pit*