Bearbonnais 2012: Emstink is Wonderful.

[SKO]

That's odd.  Magary's take on the Vikings makes me feel better about being a Cub fan.

http://deadspin.com/5936898/why-your-team-sucks-2012-minnesota-vikings

The Vikes are wretched. Barely worth my scorn these days. And that's too bad because hating them is a blast.

Fear not, Slaky. We will never forget your contributions to the cause. We're currently building a statue to you, Man Who Destroyed Brett Favre.

[Slaky]

That's odd.  Magary's take on the Vikings makes me feel better about being a Cub fan.

http://deadspin.com/5936898/why-your-team-sucks-2012-minnesota-vikings

The Vikes are wretched. Barely worth my scorn these days. And that's too bad because hating them is a blast.

Fear not, Slaky. We will never forget your contributions to the cause. We're currently building a statue to you, Man Who Destroyed Brett Favre.

Pretty much my greatest achievement.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm bummed that Adam Podlesh is out.  He had a good year last year.  This Quigley character won't stop crossing his eyes.

[CT III]

I'm bummed that Adam Podlesh is out.  He had a good year last year.  This Quigley character won't stop crossing his eyes.

Does this mean you approve of Harvey Unga's attempt to murder him?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm bummed that Adam Podlesh is out.  He had a good year last year.  This Quigley character won't stop crossing his eyes.

Does this mean you approve of Harvey Unga's attempt to murder him?

I'm sorry...did I just slip an obscure "Simpsons" reference by CT?

[CT III]

I'm bummed that Adam Podlesh is out.  He had a good year last year.  This Quigley character won't stop crossing his eyes.

Does this mean you approve of Harvey Unga's attempt to murder him?

I'm sorry...did I just slip an obscure "Simpsons" reference by CT?

Well done, sir.  Excelsior to you!

[SKO]

Rashied Davis is cut again, meaning Sanzenbacher is safe for now. Nice choice, Phil.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm bummed that Adam Podlesh is out.  He had a good year last year.  This Quigley character won't stop crossing his eyes.

Does this mean you approve of Harvey Unga's attempt to murder him?

I'm sorry...did I just slip an obscure "Simpsons" reference by CT?

Well done, sir.  Excelsior to you!

[SKO]

Bears are supposedly cutting Josh McCown and bringing back Amobi Okoye, among other moves. I like carrying just 2 QBs. If you get to that 3rd guy you're fucked anyway, so you can just bring in some street Donovan McNabb to play out the miserable, depressing stretch. Also, big positive for bringing back Amobi. He and Melton make a great tandem. SK Jensen says they're keeping Cheta Ozougwu at DE, meaning there's a decent chance Corey Wootton is gone.

[Internet Apex]

Bears are supposedly cutting Josh McCown and bringing back Amobi Okoye, among other moves. I like carrying just 2 QBs. If you get to that 3rd guy you're fucked anyway, so you can just bring in some street Donovan McNabb to play out the miserable, depressing stretch. Also, big positive for bringing back Amobi. He and Melton make a great tandem. SK Jensen says they're keeping Cheta Ozougwu at DE, meaning there's a decent chance Corey Wootton is gone.

A moment of reflection on Corey Wootton's singular moment as a Chicago Bear.

[Quality Start Machine]

Bears are supposedly cutting Josh McCown and bringing back Amobi Okoye, among other moves. I like carrying just 2 QBs. If you get to that 3rd guy you're fucked anyway, so you can just bring in some street Donovan McNabb to play out the miserable, depressing stretch. Also, big positive for bringing back Amobi. He and Melton make a great tandem. SK Jensen says they're keeping Cheta Ozougwu at DE, meaning there's a decent chance Corey Wootton is gone.

A moment of reflection on Corey Wootton's singular moment as a Chicago Bear.

That's better than porn.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bears are supposedly cutting Josh McCown and bringing back Amobi Okoye, among other moves. I like carrying just 2 QBs. If you get to that 3rd guy you're fucked anyway, so you can just bring in some street Donovan McNabb to play out the miserable, depressing stretch. Also, big positive for bringing back Amobi. He and Melton make a great tandem. SK Jensen says they're keeping Cheta Ozougwu at DE, meaning there's a decent chance Corey Wootton is gone.

A moment of reflection on Corey Wootton's singular moment as a Chicago Bear.

How I choose to remember it:

[SKO]

Woops. Sorry to get everyone all misty eyed. Turns out Wootton's probably getting a reprieve, but meatball hero Tyler Clutts is gone.

[Richard Chuggar]

Woops. Sorry to get everyone all misty eyed. Turns out Wootton's probably getting a reprieve, but meatball hero Tyler Clutts is gone.

Not possible.  You couldn't be wrong about something about Bears football.

[Saul Goodman]

Better get your Sanzenbacher jerseys before they sell out.