Bearbonnais 2012: Emstink is Wonderful.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

No Cutler, Forte, Peppers, or Urlacher...

This season is OVAH.

[Internet Apex]

I've learned not to react to these things.

[SKO]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

[Quality Start Machine]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

[SKO]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

Wait just a damn minute here.

Are you saying that you take the third game of the preseason like it's bullshit, bullshit?

[Quality Start Machine]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

The word "virtually" (instead of "completely") is your friend. It downscales from 99.9% to "completely made up".

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

The word "virtually" (instead of "completely") is your friend. It downscales from 99.9% to "completely made up".

No, Fork.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

The word "virtually" (instead of "completely") is your friend. It downscales from 99.9% to "completely made up".

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

[CT III]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

The word "virtually" (instead of "completely") is your friend. It downscales from 99.9% to "completely made up".

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

[Internet Apex]

When Major Wright picked off the third deflected Manning pass I stood up and cheered and high-fived some people because FOOTBALL. Then I joked to DadPex that Wright injured himself on the play and we'll see him again in about October.

And then:

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/233801138389012480

God fucking damnit. /reaction

[Yeti]

I've learned not to react to these things.

Every year I marvel at people (not just Bears fans) who take the preseason seriously. Every year it turns out to be completely irrelevant and yet they fall for it again and again.

Not "completely". If a guy gets hurt, there's a whole fuckload of relevance.

I should clarify that I meant things like the scores are irrelevant, which is what meatballs are upset about. That said, I shouldn't have to clarify that because Goddamit, Fork.

The word "virtually" (instead of "completely") is your friend. It downscales from 99.9% to "completely made up".

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

Yes. I mean, no. No, Fork

When Major Wright picked off the third deflected Manning pass I stood up and cheered and high-fived some people because FOOTBALL. Then I joked to DadPex that Wright injured himself on the play and we'll see him again in about October.

And then:

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/233801138389012480

God fucking damnit. /reaction

Terrible

[SKO]

When Major Wright picked off the third deflected Manning pass I stood up and cheered and high-fived some people because FOOTBALL. Then I joked to DadPex that Wright injured himself on the play and we'll see him again in about October.

And then:

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/233801138389012480

God fucking damnit. /reaction

The Bears said he was the next Mike Brown. I've said before that he's obviously inherited Mike's ability to injure himself following impact plays. He just has fewer impact plays.

[Internet Apex]

When Major Wright picked off the third deflected Manning pass I stood up and cheered and high-fived some people because FOOTBALL. Then I joked to DadPex that Wright injured himself on the play and we'll see him again in about October.

And then:

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/233801138389012480

God fucking damnit. /reaction

The Bears said he was the next Mike Brown. I've said before that he's obviously inherited Mike's ability to injure himself following impact plays. He just has fewer impact plays.

I'd settle for the next Mike Green.

[SKO]

When Major Wright picked off the third deflected Manning pass I stood up and cheered and high-fived some people because FOOTBALL. Then I joked to DadPex that Wright injured himself on the play and we'll see him again in about October.

And then:

https://twitter.com/BradBiggs/status/233801138389012480

God fucking damnit. /reaction

The Bears said he was the next Mike Brown. I've said before that he's obviously inherited Mike's ability to injure himself following impact plays. He just has fewer impact plays.

I'd settle for the next Mike Green.

Craig Steltz?