NCAA/B1G Football

[Eli]

I'm glad it was Illinois but more glad it was Northwestern. Eat shit.

Love you too, Slak

It would be weird for you to think I hate Northwestern because of you or any one single person.

Not many Northwestern alums around this fringe messageboard.  I don't even hate Illinois or Purdue or Notre...okay I hate Notre Dame.  Why Northwestern?  Does Pat Fitzgerald haunt your dreams by screaming Go Cats?  That happens to everyone.

I have the feeling that the whole "why would anyone hate Northwestern!?" thing has something to do with why people hate Northwestern.

Could be.

I went to Illinois. I attended games at Northwestern. I am from the north shore. So that's enough.

It's not you, specifically but I always get a kick out of people who think "I hate this team" think it's a personal attack.

Sterling's just kind of a sensitive guy.

[Saul Goodman]

I'm glad it was Illinois but more glad it was Northwestern. Eat shit.

Love you too, Slak

It would be weird for you to think I hate Northwestern because of you or any one single person.

Not many Northwestern alums around this fringe messageboard.  I don't even hate Illinois or Purdue or Notre...okay I hate Notre Dame.  Why Northwestern?  Does Pat Fitzgerald haunt your dreams by screaming Go Cats?  That happens to everyone.

I have the feeling that the whole "why would anyone hate Northwestern!?" thing has something to do with why people hate Northwestern.

Could be.

I went to Illinois. I attended games at Northwestern. I am from the north shore. So that's enough.

It's not you, specifically but I always get a kick out of people who think "I hate this team" think it's a personal attack.

So eat shit, but in a friendly manner!  Got it.

[InternetApex]

I'm glad it was Illinois but more glad it was Northwestern. Eat shit.

Love you too, Slak

It would be weird for you to think I hate Northwestern because of you or any one single person.

Not many Northwestern alums around this fringe messageboard.  I don't even hate Illinois or Purdue or Notre...okay I hate Notre Dame.  Why Northwestern?  Does Pat Fitzgerald haunt your dreams by screaming Go Cats?  That happens to everyone.

I have the feeling that the whole "why would anyone hate Northwestern!?" thing has something to do with why people hate Northwestern.

Could be.

I went to Illinois. I attended games at Northwestern. I am from the north shore. So that's enough.

It's not you, specifically but I always get a kick out of people who think "I hate this team" think it's a personal attack.

So eat shit, but in a friendly manner!  Got it.

It seems like you know the remark wasn't personal but you really want it to be. Butthurt's a helluva drug.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

There can be something vaguely, indefinably annoying about Northwestern when they play well, sorry. 

[Saul Goodman]

I'm glad it was Illinois but more glad it was Northwestern. Eat shit.

Love you too, Slak

It would be weird for you to think I hate Northwestern because of you or any one single person.

Not many Northwestern alums around this fringe messageboard.  I don't even hate Illinois or Purdue or Notre...okay I hate Notre Dame.  Why Northwestern?  Does Pat Fitzgerald haunt your dreams by screaming Go Cats?  That happens to everyone.

I have the feeling that the whole "why would anyone hate Northwestern!?" thing has something to do with why people hate Northwestern.

Could be.

I went to Illinois. I attended games at Northwestern. I am from the north shore. So that's enough.

It's not you, specifically but I always get a kick out of people who think "I hate this team" think it's a personal attack.

So eat shit, but in a friendly manner!  Got it.

It seems like you know the remark wasn't personal but you really want it to be. Butthurt's a helluva drug.

I thought eat shit was directed at the maybe three or four Northwestern people on this board or Slak forgot where he is because he's a Twitter star, but at this point I'm just fucking around.

[Saul Goodman]

There can be something vaguely, indefinably annoying about Northwestern when they play well, sorry. 

Fortunately you won't have to worry about that for a while.  #BUTTHURT

[Brownie]

DPD. A fitting end to a trash season. And hopefully this means Beckman stays!

Northwestern just sucks.
Don't get me started on Michigan.

Plenty of room on this Illinois bandwagon, I just got a seat.
(bandwagon promptly plunges over cliff)

Okay, how about the Golden Gophers?
(Jerry Kill has seizure while driving bandwagon which promptly plunges over cliff)

Christ, the Big Ten is just the worst.

Indiana and Purdue were so awful yesterday that they gave the Old Oaken Bucket to Balls Tate.

As in, Xander Diamont's postgame remarks: "Apex, how do my balls tate?"



Yes, they're both shitty, and if Xander Diamont is not punchable there, I'm not sure what is. But, oh the butthurt in Tippecanoe County!

[InternetApex]

DPD. A fitting end to a trash season. And hopefully this means Beckman stays!

Northwestern just sucks.
Don't get me started on Michigan.

Plenty of room on this Illinois bandwagon, I just got a seat.
(bandwagon promptly plunges over cliff)

Okay, how about the Golden Gophers?
(Jerry Kill has seizure while driving bandwagon which promptly plunges over cliff)

Christ, the Big Ten is just the worst.

Indiana and Purdue were so awful yesterday that they gave the Old Oaken Bucket to Balls Tate.

As in, Xander Diamont's postgame remarks: "Apex, how do my balls tate?"



Yes, they're both shitty, and if Xander Diamont is not punchable there, I'm not sure what is. But, oh the butthurt in Tippecanoe County!

I yield. And that is an awful lot of hubris on display from a QB who just slayed a 3-9 football team.

[CT III]

DPD. A fitting end to a trash season. And hopefully this means Beckman stays!

Northwestern just sucks.
Don't get me started on Michigan.

Plenty of room on this Illinois bandwagon, I just got a seat.
(bandwagon promptly plunges over cliff)

Okay, how about the Golden Gophers?
(Jerry Kill has seizure while driving bandwagon which promptly plunges over cliff)

Christ, the Big Ten is just the worst.

Indiana and Purdue were so awful yesterday that they gave the Old Oaken Bucket to Balls Tate.

As in, Xander Diamont's postgame remarks: "Apex, how do my balls tate?"



Yes, they're both shitty, and if Xander Diamont is not punchable there, I'm not sure what is. But, oh the butthurt in Tippecanoe County!

I yield. And that is an awful lot of hubris on display from a QB who just slayed a 3-9 football team.

I assume that hubris is the Greek word for eyebrows.

[JD]

Will this thread be relevant next season?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Will this thread be relevant next season?

Hi.

[Brownie]

Will this thread be relevant next season?

I don't know, but sitting behind me in Mass on Christmas Eve was none other than Pat Fitzgerald, who took time out to personally extend his hand, shake my hand wish peace to be with me.

#coolstorybro

[flannj]

Will this thread be relevant next season?

I don't know, but sitting behind me in Mass on Christmas Eve was none other than Pat Fitzgerald, who took time out to personally extend his hand, shake my hand wish peace to be with me.

#coolstorybro

I would have wiped my nose first.

[Quality Start Machine]

Will this thread be relevant next season?

I don't know, but sitting behind me in Mass on Christmas Eve was none other than Pat Fitzgerald, who took time out to personally extend his hand, shake my hand wish peace to be with me.

#coolstorybro

I would have wiped my nose first.

I would have tagged Chuck in.

[flannj]

Pretty sad situation, I always kind of liked this guy...

Jerry Kill retires