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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2013, 08:09:20 PM »
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #91 on: May 28, 2013, 05:54:20 PM »
Arodys Vizcaino shut down for the season after yet another setback/injury to his pitching elbow.

Timeline:
2010: Kicks ass for 3 months.  Right elbow strain, partially torn ligament, shut down for rest of the season.
2011: Kicks ass for entire season, starting the season in High-A and making it all the way to the majors.
2012: Tommy John Disease, misses entire season. Gets traded to Cubs for Paul Maholm and Reed Johnson at deadline.
2013: Rehabbing from TJD, doctors discover calcium buildup in elbow, shut down for the season.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #92 on: May 28, 2013, 07:33:49 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2013, 05:54:20 PM
Arodys Vizcaino shut down for the season after yet another setback/injury to his pitching elbow.

Timeline:
2010: Kicks ass for 3 months.  Right elbow strain, partially torn ligament, shut down for rest of the season.
2011: Kicks ass for entire season, starting the season in High-A and making it all the way to the majors.
2012: Tommy John Disease, misses entire season. Gets traded to Cubs for Paul Maholm and Reed Johnson at deadline.
2013: Rehabbing from TJD, doctors discover calcium buildup in elbow, shut down for the season.


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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #93 on: May 28, 2013, 07:34:44 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2013, 05:54:20 PM
Arodys Vizcaino shut down for the season after yet another setback/injury to his pitching elbow.

Timeline:
2010: Kicks ass for 3 months.  Right elbow strain, partially torn ligament, shut down for rest of the season.
2011: Kicks ass for entire season, starting the season in High-A and making it all the way to the majors.
2012: Tommy John Disease, misses entire season. Gets traded to Cubs for Paul Maholm and Reed Johnson at deadline.
2013: Rehabbing from TJD, doctors discover calcium buildup in elbow, shut down for the season.


One more injury, and he'll be ready to be one of Jim Hendry's patented reclamation projects.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2013, 07:14:06 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 28, 2013, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on May 28, 2013, 05:54:20 PM
Arodys Vizcaino shut down for the season after yet another setback/injury to his pitching elbow.

Timeline:
2010: Kicks ass for 3 months.  Right elbow strain, partially torn ligament, shut down for rest of the season.
2011: Kicks ass for entire season, starting the season in High-A and making it all the way to the majors.
2012: Tommy John Disease, misses entire season. Gets traded to Cubs for Paul Maholm and Reed Johnson at deadline.
2013: Rehabbing from TJD, doctors discover calcium buildup in elbow, shut down for the season.


2014: Drinks the blood of the non-believers

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #95 on: May 29, 2013, 12:14:47 PM »
So, then...definitely Bryant, right?

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #96 on: June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM »
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #97 on: June 03, 2013, 05:23:13 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Definitely Appel then.

Maybe Bryant.

Could still be Gray.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #98 on: June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2013, 06:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.

Shit, it's Adderall, which is only banned because it's a masking agent right?  So at least he's smart enough to mask it.  If he's got a note from his doctor, his stock might rise.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2013, 08:16:45 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.

Shit, it's Adderall, which is only banned because it's a masking agent right?  So at least he's smart enough to mask it.  If he's got a note from his doctor, his stock might rise.

I'm pretty sure it's banned because it's a stimulant.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2013, 01:26:29 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2013, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.

Shit, it's Adderall, which is only banned because it's a masking agent right?  So at least he's smart enough to mask it.  If he's got a note from his doctor, his stock might rise.

I'm pretty sure it's banned because it's a stimulant.

Right.  Adderall is basically greenies.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2013, 08:24:48 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2013, 01:26:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2013, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.

Shit, it's Adderall, which is only banned because it's a masking agent right?  So at least he's smart enough to mask it.  If he's got a note from his doctor, his stock might rise.

I'm pretty sure it's banned because it's a stimulant.

Right.  Adderall is basically greenies.

Really nothing to see here, he dabbled only 1 time and got caught.

" Two club officials said their teams believed Gray's use of Adderall was a one-time mistake and wouldn't be held against him. A source close to Blair said his positive test also resulted from a one-time indiscretion and that no teams had expressed any concerns about it. Both executives and the third source spoke on condition of anonymity."

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2013, 09:55:05 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2013, 01:26:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2013, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.

Shit, it's Adderall, which is only banned because it's a masking agent right?  So at least he's smart enough to mask it.  If he's got a note from his doctor, his stock might rise.

I'm pretty sure it's banned because it's a stimulant.

Right.  Adderall is basically greenies.

Adderall is awesome.  I take one every morning in my standard drug cocktail.

Works like a charm.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2013, 09:56:00 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 09:55:05 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 04, 2013, 01:26:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2013, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2013, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 03, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2013, 05:14:56 PM
Gray literally pissed away a fortune.

Did he?  The article you linked quoted someone who said it's unlikely to affect his draft stock.  He's still going to be a high top pick.

Shit, it's Adderall, which is only banned because it's a masking agent right?  So at least he's smart enough to mask it.  If he's got a note from his doctor, his stock might rise.

I'm pretty sure it's banned because it's a stimulant.

Right.  Adderall is basically greenies.

Adderall is awesome.  I take one every morning in my standard drug cocktail.

Works like a charm.

It's also a fun recreational drug.