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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #165 on: June 10, 2013, 11:24:20 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 10, 2013, 10:28:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 10, 2013, 10:12:48 AM
Is this where we voice concern over Baez having 25 errors so far this year in Daytona?

He's a Hendry draft pick.  Concern is built in.

Seems like sound logic.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #166 on: June 10, 2013, 08:32:33 PM »
Javier Baez has three home runs tonight, but using my handy Hendry Draft Pick Conversion chart, he's really 1-for-6 with 3 Ks and an arson conviction.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #167 on: June 10, 2013, 08:38:08 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:32:33 PM
Javier Baez has three home runs tonight, but using my handy Hendry Draft Pick Conversion chart, he's really 1-for-6 with 3 Ks and an arson conviction.

Javier "The Arsonist" Baez.  I like it.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #168 on: June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM »
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #169 on: June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM »
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #170 on: June 10, 2013, 09:39:38 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #171 on: June 10, 2013, 09:42:30 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 10, 2013, 09:39:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.

FYF!

TIME FOR CONCERN!

QuoteThe only other player to hit four home runs in a Florida State League game was another Cubs prospect, Ryan Harvey, who did so July 28, 2006, also for Daytona.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #172 on: June 10, 2013, 09:44:27 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 10, 2013, 09:39:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.

FYF!

TIME FOR CONCERN!

QuoteThe only other player to hit four home runs in a Florida State League game was another Cubs prospect, Ryan Harvey, who did so July 28, 2006, also for Daytona.

More importantly, he had his 26th error tonight as well.

Luckily, by the time he gets called up the NL will have the DH.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #173 on: June 10, 2013, 10:27:38 PM »
Maybe it's because of a game I saw in Spring (ok it's definitely because I saw him crush a few homers in Spring) but I can see Baez massacring MLB pitching at some point in a Cubs uniform. The great news is he can probably do that in the big leagues right now. He's just got a few things he needs to tighten up including his approach and his wild throwing arm. Those things can be fixed and he has time to fix them.

Goddamn, I am excited about the bats this team has in the minors.

It's gonna be fun again guys. Not now but soon...ish.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #174 on: June 10, 2013, 10:31:10 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 10, 2013, 09:44:27 PM
Luckily, by the time he gets called up the NL will have the DH.


I'm legitimately holding out hope for this just because of Vogelbach.

Well, and because watching pitchers try to hit is pointless.

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #175 on: June 11, 2013, 03:52:34 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 10, 2013, 10:27:38 PM
Maybe it's because of a game I saw in Spring (ok it's definitely because I saw him crush a few homers in Spring) but I can see Baez massacring MLB pitching at some point in a Cubs uniform. The great news is he can probably do that in the big leagues right now. He's just got a few things he needs to tighten up including his approach and his wild throwing arm. Those things can be fixed and he has time to fix them.

Goddamn, I am excited about the bats this team has in the minors.

It's gonna be fun again guys. Not now but soon...ish.

I think he'd massacre mistakes but get totally owned by decent-to-good pitching right now. He already walks some and only averages about a strikeout per game, so that's encouraging. If they all pan out, what a lineup.

CF Almora R
SS Castro R
RF Bryant R
3B Baez R
1B Rizzo L
LF Soler R
C Castillo R (?)
2B Barney R (Lake R?)
Pitcher

A little righty-heavy at the top and I'm not sold on Castro hitting second but damn they'd score a shitload of runs.
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #176 on: June 11, 2013, 07:13:09 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 11, 2013, 03:52:34 AM
CF Almora R
SS Castro R
RF Bryant R
3B Baez R
1B Rizzo L
LF Soler R
C Castillo R (?)
2B Barney R (Lake R?)
Pitcher


DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM THE CHOI/HILL/MONTANEZ/KELTON INFIELD OF THE FUTURE?!?

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #177 on: June 11, 2013, 08:33:00 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 10, 2013, 09:39:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 10, 2013, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Make that 4 home runs, which broke the conversion chart.

4-for-4, 4 HR, 7 RBI. Two solo homers, a two-run blast, and a three-run bomb.

Not terrible.

FYF!

TIME FOR CONCERN!

QuoteThe only other player to hit four home runs in a Florida State League game was another Cubs prospect, Ryan Harvey, who did so July 28, 2006, also for Daytona.

I wonder if he had some Xanax for afterwards

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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #178 on: June 11, 2013, 08:37:29 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 11, 2013, 07:13:09 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 11, 2013, 03:52:34 AM
CF Almora R
SS Castro R
RF Bryant R
3B Baez R
1B Rizzo L
LF Soler R
C Castillo R (?)
2B Barney R (Lake R?)
Pitcher


DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM THE CHOI/HILL/MONTANEZ/KELTON INFIELD OF THE FUTURE?!?

Pie, Patterson, and Harvey, left-to-right, in 2007.  Who could forget that murderer's row?
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Re: Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread
« Reply #179 on: June 11, 2013, 08:43:03 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 10, 2013, 10:31:10 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 10, 2013, 09:44:27 PM
Luckily, by the time he gets called up the NL will have the DH.


I'm legitimately holding out hope for this just because of Vogelbach.

Well, and because watching pitchers try to hit is pointless.

I used be strongly against this but at some point I realized I was fucking loser and stopped giving a shit.
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