Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Friggin' prospects.  Give me Jeff Francoeur any day.

Of course they are prospects. They are still alive.

Don't cross him off yet!

Kenny Hubbs is a perfect example of why the Cubs should never rely on prospects.

No, Fork.

That's nuts.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

get those Bryant boners warmed up.

[PenFoe]

Junior Lake...BONERTIME.

FYBH!

[Saul Goodman]

Junior Lake...BONERTIME.

FYBH!

If the Cubs had signed Francoeur there'd be no need to waste at-bats on some damn prospect.

[Quality Start Machine]

Going to a Cougars game this afternoon (highly recommended - especially for those of you with kids), I got to see Albert Almora ply his trade in person. Believe the hype. He worked the count well and hit the ball on the screws every time up.

Vogelbach and Shoulders are fun players, but they're never going to be Cubs. Or on any other team in the National League.

Reggie Golden hit a homer, but had a couple ugly ABs. But he looks like a legit right fielder, and has a really nice arm out there.

The other guy who looked really solid in every at bat and had a couple nice plays in the field was 2B Gioskar Amaya. I know his numbers have been up and down all year, but at least today he looked like a prospect.

Next season, we're definitely doing a group buy. As it is, there was no shortage of morans today.

[Saul Goodman]

Going to a Cougars game this afternoon (highly recommended - especially for those of you with kids), I got to see Albert Almora ply his trade in person. Believe the hype. He worked the count well and hit the ball on the screws every time up.

Vogelbach and Shoulders are fun players, but they're never going to be Cubs. Or on any other team in the National League.

Reggie Golden hit a homer, but had a couple ugly ABs. But he looks like a legit right fielder, and has a really nice arm out there.

The other guy who looked really solid in every at bat and had a couple nice plays in the field was 2B Gioskar Amaya. I know his numbers have been up and down all year, but at least today he looked like a prospect.

Next season, we're definitely doing a group buy. As it is, there was no shortage of morans today.

These opinions don't matter yet. 99 more games to watch, pal.

[PenFoe]

Jesse Sanchez channeling his inner BC in response to my query about JenHo Tseng, whom the Cubs were "on the verge of a deal with" 2 weeks ago.

#Cubs have obviously been very busy, @efriedman. They are in on everyone it seems. Good time to be a fan but have to see how all plays out

Also, holy shit people on Twitter are stupid.

Profar, Perez and...? "@TBrownYahoo: In Garza negotiations, Cubs and Rangers have exchanged medical reports. Final stage."

@efriedman No, Olt and/or Sardinas topping it off, Rangers keep Perez and Profar

@efriedman: ... uh, doubtful.

[Bort]

I don't understand this PenFoe quote tree at all:

Jesse Sanchez channeling his inner BC in response to my query about JenHo Tseng, whom the Cubs were "on the verge of a deal with" 2 weeks ago.

#Cubs have obviously been very busy, @efriedman. They are in on everyone it seems. Good time to be a fan but have to see how all plays out

Also, holy shit people on Twitter are stupid.

Profar, Perez and...? "@TBrownYahoo: In Garza negotiations, Cubs and Rangers have exchanged medical reports. Final stage."

[PenFoe]

I don't understand this PenFoe quote tree at all:

Jesse Sanchez channeling his inner BC in response to my query about JenHo Tseng, whom the Cubs were "on the verge of a deal with" 2 weeks ago.

#Cubs have obviously been very busy, @efriedman. They are in on everyone it seems. Good time to be a fan but have to see how all plays out

Also, holy shit people on Twitter are stupid.

Profar, Perez and...? "@TBrownYahoo: In Garza negotiations, Cubs and Rangers have exchanged medical reports. Final stage."

@efriedman No, Olt and/or Sardinas topping it off, Rangers keep Perez and Profar

@efriedman: ... uh, doubtful.

What?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What?

[PenFoe]

What?

1. I made what I thought was an obvious joke about the prospects coming back to the Cubs from Texas for Garza, lacking the necessary green font. 
2. Random internet people thought I was serious and retarded (Potentially fair, since I'm a Cubs fan) and responded as such.
3. I did not profit.

[Internet Apex]

What?

1. I made what I thought was an obvious joke about the prospects coming back to the Cubs from Texas for Garza, lacking the necessary green font. 
2. Random internet people thought I was serious and retarded (Potentially fair, since I'm a Cubs fan) and responded as such.
3. I did not profit.

Maybe just change your sig line to Cool Story, Bro and save us all the bother.

[Quality Start Machine]

Going to a Cougars game this afternoon (highly recommended - especially for those of you with kids), I got to see Albert Almora ply his trade in person. Believe the hype. He worked the count well and hit the ball on the screws every time up.

Vogelbach and Shoulders are fun players, but they're never going to be Cubs. Or on any other team in the National League.

Reggie Golden hit a homer, but had a couple ugly ABs. But he looks like a legit right fielder, and has a really nice arm out there.

The other guy who looked really solid in every at bat and had a couple nice plays in the field was 2B Gioskar Amaya. I know his numbers have been up and down all year, but at least today he looked like a prospect.

Next season, we're definitely doing a group buy. As it is, there was no shortage of morans today.

These opinions don't matter yet. 99 more games to watch, pal.

If it meanss 99 more of theor BBQ pork chop sandwiches, I'm in.

[PenFoe]

What?

1. I made what I thought was an obvious joke about the prospects coming back to the Cubs from Texas for Garza, lacking the necessary green font. 
2. Random internet people thought I was serious and retarded (Potentially fair, since I'm a Cubs fan) and responded as such.
3. I did not profit.

Maybe just change your sig line to Cool Story, Bro and save us all the bother.

The intention of the original post was that Jen-Ho Tseng is still in play and that Jesse wants us to wait to see how it all plays out. 

Admittedly, I probably should have stopped there.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

What?

1. I made what I thought was an obvious joke about the prospects coming back to the Cubs from Texas for Garza, lacking the necessary green font. 
2. Random internet people thought I was serious and retarded (Potentially fair, since I'm a Cubs fan) and responded as such.
3. I did not profit.

Maybe just change your sig line to Cool Story, Bro and save us all the bother.

The intention of the original post was that Jen-Ho Tseng is still in play and that Jesse wants us to wait to see how it all plays out. 

Admittedly I admit it, I probably should have stopped there.

Sincerity'd