Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread

[Eli]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

[Bort]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

[Powdered Toast Man]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

[Yeti]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drove into a mall, killing people?

I would drove, too

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

ETA?  The Ethiopian Teachers Association?  The Estimated Time of Arrival?  Do I just not know what ETA stands for in this context?

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Our old and blind people shouldn't be driving cars; they should be processed for conversion into essential nutrients for younger people.

Soylent Green isn't going to make itself.

[Yeti]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

ETA?  The Ethiopian Teachers Association?  The Estimated Time of Arrival?  Do I just not know what ETA stands for in this context?

No, you don't

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

ETA?  The Ethiopian Teachers Association?  The Estimated Time of Arrival?  Do I just not know what ETA stands for in this context?

No, you don't

"Edited to Add"  Thanks for the knowledge, Yetti - via SBox

[Eli]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

ETA?  The Ethiopian Teachers Association?  The Estimated Time of Arrival?  Do I just not know what ETA stands for in this context?

Geez.

[Gilgamesh]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

ETA?  The Ethiopian Teachers Association?  The Estimated Time of Arrival?  Do I just not know what ETA stands for in this context?

Geez.

I guess I have to add an acronym dictionary to the "Need" file in my accordion folder.

[Bort]

Mike Olt is 3-31 at Iowa with 11 K's in 8 games.  Something isn't right there.

He's blind.

Like Mr. Magoo-funny blind or old man driving into a mall, killing people-unfunny blind?

Can't it be both?

Isn't Mr. Magoo an old blind man would (and may have, I'm not sure) drive into a mall, killing people?

ETA:  Thanks, Yeti.

ETA?  The Ethiopian Teachers Association?  The Estimated Time of Arrival?  Do I just not know what ETA stands for in this context?

Geez.

I guess I have to add an acronym dictionary to the "Need" file in my accordion folder.

And here I am just saying "EDIT" like a chump.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Kris Bryant is up to .237 now.

[Internet Apex]

Kris Bryant is up to .237 now.

[Quality Start Machine]

Loor and I came acrossks like Tennessee gets another pitcher to keep an eye on.

So this prompted me to look at Tennessee's roster this guy.  Has Kyle Hendricks been discussed?

Team               League   W   L   ERA   G   GS   CG   SHO   SV   IP     H    R   ER   HR   BB     SO   GO/AO   AVG
TNS                 SOU   10   3   1.87   20   20   1     1     0   120.1    100   33   25   3   25   97   1.81            .223

Hendrick's numbers are great - and he started the Southern League All-Star game. But he's a guy who wins with guile. His stuff isn't overpowering, but he's got nice placement. I'll get excited if he puts up similar numbers against more experienced hitters in the PCL.

Hendricks got called up to Iowa. Let's see how this plays out.