Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Damn.

@CarrieMuskat #Cubs prospect Soler sidelined w/right hamstring strain. Checked by Chicago docs. Will go to AZ to rehab, then back to @smokiesbaseball

Is it time to change his name to RonDL White?

Jorge SDLer?

Jorge Soreleg

Ha ha!  Winner.

Seconded.

[BH]

Damn.

@CarrieMuskat #Cubs prospect Soler sidelined w/right hamstring strain. Checked by Chicago docs. Will go to AZ to rehab, then back to @smokiesbaseball

Is it time to change his name to RonDL White?

Jorge SDLer?

Jorge Soreleg

Ha ha!  Winner.

Seconded.

I think Tonk was joking.

[Tonker]

Damn.

@CarrieMuskat #Cubs prospect Soler sidelined w/right hamstring strain. Checked by Chicago docs. Will go to AZ to rehab, then back to @smokiesbaseball

Is it time to change his name to RonDL White?

Jorge SDLer?

Jorge Soreleg

Ha ha!  Winner.

Seconded.

I think Tonk was joking.

Nope.

[Eli]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

[Quality Start Machine]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

[PenFoe]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

ICYMI

[Powdered Toast Man]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

ICYMI

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

[InternetApex]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

ICYMI

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

Are they pissed that a dude of Indian descent is Tweeting about American sports? Sounds like the kind of thing that would chafe their ass. You know who else wouldn't like it? Backward ass southern crackers.

[Yeti]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

ICYMI

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

Are they pissed that a dude of Indian descent is Tweeting about American sports? Sounds like the kind of thing that would chafe their ass. You know who else wouldn't like it? Backward ass southern crackers.

To be fair, what's his beef with Cricket?

[InternetApex]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

ICYMI

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

Are they pissed that a dude of Indian descent is Tweeting about American sports? Sounds like the kind of thing that would chafe their ass. You know who else wouldn't like it? Backward ass southern crackers.

To be fair, what's his beef with Cricket?

Why do you assume he has one? Why not Tweet him and ask?

[PenFoe]

Twitter buzz says the Cubs aren't really interested in Tyler Kolek, so they're hoping he gets taken ahead of them so they have a better shot at Carlos Rodon. If Rodon is gone, they supposedly could go underslot with a college bat like Max Pentecost or Michael Conforto.

There's also Nick Gordon (Tom's son), who doesn't hit much but will stick at SS. There's some similarity to Almora there with makeup and defense being solid, so maybe that would make sense for them.

Basically, no one seems to know anything because this draft isn't very good (Jason Parks says Baez is blind doesn't think anyone from this class would be a top-25 prospect), so there are 10-15 guys sort of muddled together in the first round.

I just swaw that Pentecost has already caught Tommy John Disease. I think it's incredible how prospects are having this surgery at such an early time in their development and at different positions other than pitcher--only because when you think TJD, you think pitcher. Anyway, AARON NOLA

Nola's working his way up to #4 by attrition.

How many voodoo candles do you have in your FEMA trailer anyway?

ICYMI

Sahadev Sharma? The Taliban called...

and said "Hey, you have an Indian name, not Arabic. Sorry, wrong number."

[Brownie]

I thought the Taliban spoke Farsi or Pashto, and that Indians generally are not their friends (+1 for the subcontinent).

Either way, did  ahadev askl them their opinion of Cleveland's trade of Von Hayes?

[CT III]

I thought the Taliban spoke Farsi or Pashto, and that Indians generally are not their friends (+1 for the subcontinent).

Either way, did  ahadev askl them their opinion of Cleveland's trade of Von Hayes?

Any trade of Von Hayes is a good one.

[Slaky]

Jesus Christ did a taliban joke really just happen