Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread

[PenFoe]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

In fairness to Chuck, I'd be pretty damn shocked if Vogelbach ever calls Wrigley Field home.

Sure but he's not fetching a top of the line SP without a lot of help.

I'm not sure he'd fetch another Edwin Jackson. This is his third pro season, and he's still in A ball.

And he has a BMI of 33.9, which according to Thrill's list means he's going to literally die in the next 2 years.

[Tony]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Nonononononononononononono

[SKO]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

[InternetApex]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

In fairness to Chuck, I'd be pretty damn shocked if Vogelbach ever calls Wrigley Field home.

Sure but he's not fetching a top of the line SP without a lot of help.

I'm not sure he'd fetch another Edwin Jackson. This is his third pro season, and he's still in A ball.

And he has a BMI of 33.9, which according to Thrill's list means he's going to literally die in the next 2 years.

He's smaller than his listed 250 lbs., but he's still a DH in a National League team's system.

[PenFoe]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

In fairness to Chuck, I'd be pretty damn shocked if Vogelbach ever calls Wrigley Field home.

Sure but he's not fetching a top of the line SP without a lot of help.

I'm not sure he'd fetch another Edwin Jackson. This is his third pro season, and he's still in A ball.

And he has a BMI of 33.9, which according to Thrill's list means he's going to literally die in the next 2 years.

He's smaller than his listed 250 lbs., but he's still a DH in a National League team's system.

And he's just not that good. 

I think he's barely one of their top 20 prospects at this point.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

In fairness to Chuck, I'd be pretty damn shocked if Vogelbach ever calls Wrigley Field home.

Sure but he's not fetching a top of the line SP without a lot of help.

I'm not sure he'd fetch another Edwin Jackson. This is his third pro season, and he's still in A ball.

And he has a BMI of 33.9, which according to Thrill's list means he's going to literally die in the next 2 years.

He's smaller than his listed 250 lbs., but he's still a DH in a National League team's system.

And he's just not that good. 

I think he's barely one of their top 20 prospects at this point.

He's no ROCK SHOULDERS, that's for sure.

[Saul Goodman]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

In fairness to Chuck, I'd be pretty damn shocked if Vogelbach ever calls Wrigley Field home.

Are you saying he'd live in the Rod Beck Memorial RV behind the outfield wall in Des Moines?

[SKO]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

I feel like my Desipio green font has been broken for a while

[Tony]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

I feel like my Desipio green font has been broken for a while

Maybe Apex has a black and white monitor.

[InternetApex]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

I feel like my Desipio green font has been broken for a while

May not have seemed like it but I knew you were joking.

[Saul Goodman]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

I feel like my Desipio green font has been broken for a while

May not have seemed like it but I knew you were joking.

Is there a list of the tenets of Pexism somewhere?

[InternetApex]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

I feel like my Desipio green font has been broken for a while

May not have seemed like it but I knew you were joking.

Is there a list of the tenets of Pexism somewhere?

Yes and no.

[Saul Goodman]

It's increasingly likely

Chuck won't rest until every Jim Hendry acquisition is purged from the organization. That includes both humans and Schwan's subscriptions.

I'm resting comfortably as Theo's doing a bangup job of it.  I think it's down to four left (not counting the zombie prospects like Vitters):

Castro
Baez
Alcantara
Vogelbach

Can't wait to get rid of these losers! ! ! ! !!!!

Especially for Price and Stanton! ! ! ! !!!!

Both of whom will be free agents in the next year or two anyway and could be signed for nothing! ! ! ! !!!!

Seriously, Chuck... can you please explain why they would trade an all-star for a player that will be a free agent after next season?

Because an exclusive negotiating window is worth an all star shortstop and some change

That's Yellonesque. Anyone who says this blows dudes at nude beaches and commits unfortunate murders afterward.

I feel like my Desipio green font has been broken for a while

May not have seemed like it but I knew you were joking.

Is there a list of the tenets of Pexism somewhere?

Yes and no.

Saving it for the eBook, huh.