Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Huey is not a meatball and is very comfortable with the mental image of me riding Edwin Jackson's meathammer.

It beats the mental image of you riding my proverbial ballsack, considering nearly 1-in-3 of your posts here are geared toward trolling/stick-poking me.

Sounds like someone's un-friending finger is getting itchy.

And miss out on such lessons in Chicago geography like this?

it's been 7 years since we graced the Kedzie Street Bridge with some wedding pics.

I think not.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Huey is not a meatball and is very comfortable with the mental image of me riding Edwin Jackson's meathammer.

It beats the mental image of you riding my proverbial ballsack, considering nearly 1-in-3 of your posts here are geared toward trolling/stick-poking me.

Sounds like someone's un-friending finger is getting itchy.

Itchy's a jerk.

He sure is...

Huey only looks out for one guy...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Huey is not a meatball and is very comfortable with the mental image of me riding Edwin Jackson's meathammer.

It beats the mental image of you riding my proverbial ballsack, considering nearly 1-in-3 of your posts here are geared toward trolling/stick-poking me.

Sounds like someone's un-friending finger is getting itchy.

Itchy's a jerk.

He sure is...

Huey only looks out for one guy...

I snorted.

[R-V]

Who's to say that wasn't an intentional bit of trolling to make your proverbial geography sack itch, Huey? I guess you'll never know.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand...is it safe to assume Rivero and Vizcaino will get called up in September?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Who's to say that wasn't an intentional bit of trolling to make your proverbial geography sack itch, Huey? I guess you'll never know.

Phil Ponce is hurt by your assertion that people wouldn't seriously consider taking their wedding pictures near the WTTW studios in Albany Park.

Well, Phil and all of Thrill's toenail-clipping Korean friends.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand...is it safe to assume Rivero and Vizcaino will get called up in September?

I'm very eager to see both of these guys pitch...are they  both on the 40-man?

[Yeti]

Who's to say that wasn't an intentional bit of trolling to make your proverbial geography sack itch, Huey? I guess you'll never know.

Phil Ponce is hurt by your assertion that people wouldn't seriously consider taking their wedding pictures near the WTTW studios in Albany Park.

Well, Phil and all of Thrill's toenail-clipping Korean friends.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand...is it safe to assume Rivero and Vizcaino will get called up in September?

I'm very eager to see both of these guys pitch...are they  both on the 40-man?

Vizcaino appears to be, according to cubs.com, but they don't have Baez on there, yet, so who knows how accurate it is. Also, TCR has Vizcaino on there, too.

[ChuckD]

So everyone else just took from that exchange that the two things Huey spends the most time thinking about are RV riding himself or RV riding Edwin Jackson, right?

Wouldn't we just call that masturbation?

Honestly, no. It's not really anatomically possible to ride one's self. Believe me, I've tried. What one must do is clone one's self or create a very lifelike model for the purpose of finding out what it would be like to actually go and fuck one's self. I'm workshopping all this and I'll vlog about it later on another forum.

How come it's gay if you're a guy and you like giving handjobs. But it's not gay if you only like giving them to yourself? Would it be gay if you gave a handjob to a clone of yourself?

[InternetApex]

So everyone else just took from that exchange that the two things Huey spends the most time thinking about are RV riding himself or RV riding Edwin Jackson, right?

Wouldn't we just call that masturbation?

Honestly, no. It's not really anatomically possible to ride one's self. Believe me, I've tried. What one must do is clone one's self or create a very lifelike model for the purpose of finding out what it would be like to actually go and fuck one's self. I'm workshopping all this and I'll vlog about it later on another forum.

How come it's gay if you're a guy and you like giving handjobs. But it's not gay if you only like giving them to yourself? Would it be gay if you gave a handjob to a clone of yourself?

All good questions.

FelizJavidad!

[Slaky]

So everyone else just took from that exchange that the two things Huey spends the most time thinking about are RV riding himself or RV riding Edwin Jackson, right?

Wouldn't we just call that masturbation?

Honestly, no. It's not really anatomically possible to ride one's self. Believe me, I've tried. What one must do is clone one's self or create a very lifelike model for the purpose of finding out what it would be like to actually go and fuck one's self. I'm workshopping all this and I'll vlog about it later on another forum.

How come it's gay if you're a guy and you like giving handjobs. But it's not gay if you only like giving them to yourself? Would it be gay if you gave a handjob to a clone of yourself?

Nothing's gay until you swallow

[Saul Goodman]

Tonight's line-up:

1. Alcantara cf
2. Baez 2b
3. Rizzo 1b
4. Castro ss

Sploosh.

[Saul Goodman]

The Cubs might be getting Jacob Turner, as they won their claim. Reportedly he was placed on revocable waivers so they might have to give something up to make sure they get him.

[CBStew]

Who's to say that wasn't an intentional bit of trolling to make your proverbial geography sack itch, Huey? I guess you'll never know.

Phil Ponce is hurt by your assertion that people wouldn't seriously consider taking their wedding pictures near the WTTW studios in Albany Park.

Well, Phil and all of Thrill's toenail-clipping Korean friends.

It is kind of disturbing to learn that one's boyhood neighborhood has become a punchline.

[Tonker]

Who's to say that wasn't an intentional bit of trolling to make your proverbial geography sack itch, Huey? I guess you'll never know.

Phil Ponce is hurt by your assertion that people wouldn't seriously consider taking their wedding pictures near the WTTW studios in Albany Park.

Well, Phil and all of Thrill's toenail-clipping Korean friends.

It is kind of disturbing to learn that one's boyhood neighborhood has become a punchline.

Fixed.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Cubs might be getting Jacob Turner, as they won their claim. Reportedly he was placed on revocable waivers so they might have to give something up to make sure they get him.

Shawon Dunston got pulled from last night's Kane County game after one AB, leading to speculation that he was either going to Miami or Daytona.

Turns out he was just yakking in a garbage can.

[CBStew]

Huey is not a meatball and is very comfortable with the mental image of me riding Edwin Jackson's meathammer.

It beats the mental image of you riding my proverbial ballsack, considering nearly 1-in-3 of your posts here are geared toward trolling/stick-poking me.

Sounds like someone's un-friending finger is getting itchy.

Itchy's a jerk.

He sure is...

I see that you are Scratchy fans.