Cubs' Prospects FUTUREBONER thread

[Eli]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

[SKO]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

Ugh.

[flannj]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

Ugh.

That's terrible.
Sounds like a strong family though.

[SKO]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

Ugh.

That's terrible.
Sounds like a strong family though.

I'm gonna get all teary eyed and shit when he comes back and launches his first 900 foot bomb and points to the sky or whatever and I'm not apologizing for that.

[Quality Start Machine]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

Ugh.

That's terrible.
Sounds like a strong family though.

I'm gonna get all teary eyed and shit when he comes back and launches his first 900 foot bomb and points to the sky or whatever and I'm not apologizing for that.

Shit, I want him to hit 80 home runs a year now.

[PenFoe]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

Ugh.

That's terrible.
Sounds like a strong family though.

I'm gonna get all teary eyed and shit when he comes back and launches his first 900 foot bomb and points to the sky or whatever and I'm not apologizing for that.

Shit, I want him to hit 80 home runs a year now.

You didn't before?

[Quality Start Machine]

Javy Baez will take a leave of absence from the Iowa Cubs because of the death of his sister, Noely Baez. The two were reportedly very close. Rotoworld says she passed away suddenly at 21.

Shit man, that sucks.

This is so sad. Here's a bit more about her:

http://m.cubs.mlb.com/news/article/66112700/

Ugh.

That's terrible.
Sounds like a strong family though.

I'm gonna get all teary eyed and shit when he comes back and launches his first 900 foot bomb and points to the sky or whatever and I'm not apologizing for that.

Shit, I want him to hit 80 home runs a year now.

You didn't before?

I wanted 70 before.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Boner.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Bryant was 3 for 5 (all singles) with a SB.

Albert Almora had a single and a double and an assist.

Dan Vogelbach had two doubles.

James Russell made his first appearance for Iowa and pitched two scoreless, hitless innings.

[PenFoe]

Bryant was 3 for 5 (all singles) with a SB.

Albert Almora had a single and a double and an assist.

Dan Vogelbach had two doubles.

James Russell made his first appearance for Iowa and pitched two scoreless, hitless innings.

Why do you hate Christian Villanueva?

[Powdered Toast Man]

Bryant was 3 for 5 (all singles) with a SB.

Albert Almora had a single and a double and an assist.

Dan Vogelbach had two doubles.

James Russell made his first appearance for Iowa and pitched two scoreless, hitless innings.

Why do you hate Christian Villanueva?

I thought I had him in there...made that post in between answering emails.

Christian Villanueva hit two dongs.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Catcher Cael Brockmeyer is a name that has popped up a bunch early in the year. He had a game winning walkoff dong in the first game for South Bend and 6 of his 7 hits are for extra bases.

Not sure he's ever been mentioned on any top prospects list, so maybe it's just a nice job of hitting by someone who we may never hear from again. He is a 16th round pick in 2013 out of California State University Bakersfield, home of the Roadrunners.

[Oleg]

Catcher Cael Brockmeyer is a name that has popped up a bunch early in the year. He had a game winning walkoff dong in the first game for South Bend and 6 of his 7 hits are for extra bases.

Not sure he's ever been mentioned on any top prospects list, so maybe it's just a nice job of hitting by someone who we may never hear from again. He is a 16th round pick in 2013 out of California State University Bakersfield, home of the Roadrunners.

Man, you're a regular Arizona Phil.

[Yeti]

Catcher Cael Brockmeyer is a name that has popped up a bunch early in the year. He had a game winning walkoff dong in the first game for South Bend and 6 of his 7 hits are for extra bases.

Not sure he's ever been mentioned on any top prospects list, so maybe it's just a nice job of hitting by someone who we may never hear from again. He is a 16th round pick in 2013 out of California State University Bakersfield, home of the Roadrunners.

Man, you're a regular Arizona Phil.

He downloaded the MiLB app last week.

[SKO]

Catcher Cael Brockmeyer is a name that has popped up a bunch early in the year. He had a game winning walkoff dong in the first game for South Bend and 6 of his 7 hits are for extra bases.

Not sure he's ever been mentioned on any top prospects list, so maybe it's just a nice job of hitting by someone who we may never hear from again. He is a 16th round pick in 2013 out of California State University Bakersfield, home of the Roadrunners.

Man, you're a regular Arizona Phil.

He downloaded the MiLB app last week.

I find IAN's childlike exuberance over every single Cubs prospect rather amusing. Let him be, gang.