Apestink is terrible.

[flannj]

I'm also hoping that Hester will finally become a productive wide receiver in his fifth season of playing the position, at age 30.

You just said it. 5th year playing the position. Other NFL wideouts have played position for 6-8 years before they even make it to the NFL. It's his time now. If he doesn't do it this year, he never will, and I'll shut up, take my medicine. It'll be fine.

But with P'Nut in the Pro Bowl it's time for a new cause. A new mission. I've got to get Devin the ball more often.

Your mission is to get more touches for the 4th receiver?  If Hester catches 15 balls this year and takes 2 or 3 of them to the house because he's going to be covered by the modern-day equivalent of John Mangum, I'll be more than satisfied.

I want 40 and 5.

And if he doesn't will you shut the fuck about this?

The whole fuck?

*punches self in head*

Please tell me you did that on purpose.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm also hoping that Hester will finally become a productive wide receiver in his fifth season of playing the position, at age 30.

You just said it. 5th year playing the position. Other NFL wideouts have played position for 6-8 years before they even make it to the NFL. It's his time now. If he doesn't do it this year, he never will, and I'll shut up, take my medicine. It'll be fine.

But with P'Nut in the Pro Bowl it's time for a new cause. A new mission. I've got to get Devin the ball more often.

Your mission is to get more touches for the 4th receiver?  If Hester catches 15 balls this year and takes 2 or 3 of them to the house because he's going to be covered by the modern-day equivalent of John Mangum, I'll be more than satisfied.

I want 40 and 5.

And if he doesn't will you shut the fuck about this?

The whole fuck?

*punches self in head*

Next time, take your helmet off first.

[Internet Apex]

Attention Whore.

[BH]

Attention Whore.

The idea of Devin Hester having a breakout year is a wild one. I'm surprised no one else but Apex has thought of this.

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5426616
http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/devin_hester_poised_to_breakout_in_2012/10795172
http://www.footballnation.com/content/devin-hester-poised-to-breakout-2012/14732/
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1280209-chicago-bears-is-devin-hester-finally-ready-to-have-breakout-season
http://beargoggleson.com/2011/08/09/is-devin-hester-poised-to-have-a-breakout-season-at-wide-receiver/

[Eli]

10 TDs. Good stuff.

[Internet Apex]

Attention Whore.

The idea of Devin Hester having a breakout year is a wild one. I'm surprised no one else but Apex has thought of this.

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5426616
http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/devin_hester_poised_to_breakout_in_2012/10795172
http://www.footballnation.com/content/devin-hester-poised-to-breakout-2012/14732/
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1280209-chicago-bears-is-devin-hester-finally-ready-to-have-breakout-season
http://beargoggleson.com/2011/08/09/is-devin-hester-poised-to-have-a-breakout-season-at-wide-receiver/

Those stories quote Bears employees predicting the breakout but stop short of doing so. They admit it's possible. I'm fucking special.

Also: Thank you for the links.

[Quality Start Machine]

Attention Whore.

The idea of Devin Hester having a breakout year is a wild one. I'm surprised no one else but Apex has thought of this.

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/news/story?id=5426616
http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/devin_hester_poised_to_breakout_in_2012/10795172
http://www.footballnation.com/content/devin-hester-poised-to-breakout-2012/14732/
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1280209-chicago-bears-is-devin-hester-finally-ready-to-have-breakout-season
http://beargoggleson.com/2011/08/09/is-devin-hester-poised-to-have-a-breakout-season-at-wide-receiver/

Those stories quote Bears employees predicting the breakout but stop short of doing so. They admit it's possible. I'm fucking special.

Also: Thank you for the links.

You know you've made it when you can use Bleacher Report to back up your claims.

[SKO]

10 TDs. Good stuff.

That's where I and Mr. Pex disagree most profusely. Hester doesn't seem like he'll get many snaps in the red zone thanks to Jeffery. Those are going to need to be 10 long TDs. Either way, the staff needed a shake up. I found myself agreeing with myself on nearly everything.

[Brownie]

10 TDs. Good stuff.

That's where I and Mr. Pex disagree most profusely. Hester doesn't seem like he'll get many snaps in the red zone thanks to Jeffery. Those are going to need to be 10 long TDs. Either way, the staff needed a shake up. I found myself agreeing with myself on nearly everything.

Agreed. Hester's TDs will be 40 yards or longer, and it will make me feel good in ways that are uncomfortable to describe. I think 5 long TDs would mean great things for the Bears, but if he gets 10, the 1985 Bears will be looked upon as significant to the city's sports history as the 1981 Sting.

[Internet Apex]

Whatever, nerds. He's got this.

[BH]

2 receptions for 27 yards.

[Eli]

2 receptions for 27 yards.

He's on his way.

[Internet Apex]

2 receptions for 27 yards.

He's on his way.

Well he was. But he got tackled. Not his fault.

[SKO]

2 receptions for 27 yards.

He's on his way.

As long as the three receivers who aren't Marshall combine for 8 balls for 157 yards every week, I'm okay with whoever's getting them. They used everybody properly. Look at Marshall first on every single play and if he's got fewer than four guys on him, throw it to him. If he's got four guys on him, Think about throwing it to him. Then maybe go deep to Devin or Alshon. If it's 3rd down, Earl's going to be open, so don't worry about it.

[Quality Start Machine]

2 receptions for 27 yards.

but they were the RIGHT yards.