Apestink is terrible.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

2 receptions for 27 yards.

but they were the RIGHT yards.

Pretty sure one of those two were for a loss.

[Internet Apex]

Haters.

[SKO]

I feel Devin may come up big in this game. Could be the black Jordy Nelson. They roll a safety (Charles Woodson's old ass) over the top of Marshall, Sam Shields has to deal with Alshon Jeffery, Matt Forte's there to suck in the linebackers, there's Devin Hester racing past a nickelback.

Just a feeling. A semi-legit one, though. I give it a 40% chance of it possibly happening. Or not.

[Brownie]

I feel Devin may come up big in this game. Could be the black Jordy Nelson. They roll a safety (Charles Woodson's old ass) over the top of Marshall, Sam Shields has to deal with Alshon Jeffery, Matt Forte's there to suck in the linebackers, there's Devin Hester racing past a nickelback.

Just a feeling. A semi-legit one, though. I give it a 40% chance of it possibly happening. Or not.

Sounds good to me. I'm on that bandwagon. Let's give Devin a PR TD, 7 catches for 110 yards yards, including 2 TD catches of 30 yards or more. Add two rushing TDs, a defensive TD, another TD reception by Marshall a FG that's As Good as Gould^TM, and a safety, we're looking at a 54-0 ballgame. I could adjust to that reality. You might want to have a couple paramedics on hand at Apex's birthday bash.

[Internet Apex]

I feel Devin may come up big in this game. Could be the black Jordy Nelson. They roll a safety (Charles Woodson's old ass) over the top of Marshall, Sam Shields has to deal with Alshon Jeffery, Matt Forte's there to suck in the linebackers, there's Devin Hester racing past a nickelback.

Just a feeling. A semi-legit one, though. I give it a 40% chance of it possibly happening. Or not.

Sounds good to me. I'm on that bandwagon. Let's give Devin a PR TD, 7 catches for 110 yards yards, including 2 TD catches of 30 yards or more. Add two rushing TDs, a defensive TD, another TD reception by Marshall a FG that's As Good as Gould^TM, and a safety, we're looking at a 54-0 ballgame. I could adjust to that reality. You might want to have a couple paramedics on hand at Apex's birthday bash.

I can dig it. But the only way the Bears toss a shutout in Green Beigh is if Rodgers gets knocked stupid and carted off during the first series. So throw that in as well. Happy Born-On Date to moi.

[R-V]

Week 2 update: 0 catches, 0 yards, 0 TDs, 1 drop.

2012 season pace: 16 catches, 216 yards, 0 TDs.

[Eli]

2012 season pace: 16 catches, 216 yards, 0 TDs.

Seems high.

[Internet Apex]

2012 season pace: 16 catches, 216 yards, 0 TDs.

Seems high.

I was high.

[Internet Apex]

I drink and do drugs.

[PenPho]

If only they'd give him a chance!

[Quality Start Machine]

If only they'd give him a chance!

"It's hard being one of the top electrifying players in the league and you're not able to get your hands on the ball as much as you want," Hester told ESPNChicago.com before Friday's practice.

Your hands would be on the ball a lot more if you actually caught the fucking thing.

[SKO]

If only they'd give him a chance!

"It's hard being one of the top electrifying players in the league and you're not able to get your hands on the ball as much as you want," Hester told ESPNChicago.com before Friday's practice.

Your hands would be on the ball a lot more if you actually caught the fucking thing.

Yeah, fuck that noise. You had four fucking years as the featured receiver to do something, Devin. Catch the fucking ball and we'll talk.

[Eli]

2012 season pace: 16 catches, 216 yards, 0 TDs.

Updated: 11 catches, 144 yards, 0 TDs

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Fuck you.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(Pending review.)