Chicago Bears 2012 Championship Season: Lovestink is Forever.

[CT III]

The Cubs have certainly had better left fielders than Soriano.

Like five of them. In 137 years.

So, by your math, one every 27 years.

The Bears have had who better than Cutler since 1920? Say we go with Luckman and McMahon. So, one every 45 years?

What are you talking about?

Apparently we need to hate Soriano because the Bears will get a QB than him sometime in the next 27-45 years. Or something. I'm tired.

I doubt the Bears will get a QB than him anytime soon.

The whole than?

[Bort]

The Cubs have certainly had better left fielders than Soriano.

Like five of them. In 137 years.

So, by your math, one every 27 years.

The Bears have had who better than Cutler since 1920? Say we go with Luckman and McMahon. So, one every 45 years?

What are you talking about?

Apparently we need to hate Soriano because the Bears will get a QB than him sometime in the next 27-45 years. Or something. I'm tired.

I doubt the Bears will get a QB than him anytime soon.

The whole than?

Hell if I know. I don't speak Iowan.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Who is Jeromy Burnitz in this analogy?

Liam Gallagher?

[CT III]

Who is Jeromy Burnitz in this analogy?

Liam Gallagher?

The shittiest Baldwin of them all.

[flannj]

Who is Jeromy Burnitz in this analogy?

Neal Peart?

[CubFaninHydePark]

Who is Jeromy Burnitz in this analogy?

Neal Peart?

I resent the inference.  Neal Peart would never get picked off 3rd base with one out, in a one run game.

[Brownie]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

[flannj]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

[Bort]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

I heard he put catsup on a frankfurter.

[Gilgamesh]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

I heard he put catsup on a frankfurter.

He also put cat foeces in the human toilet.

[CBStew]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

I heard he put catsup on a frankfurter.

He also put cat foeces in the human toilet.

He ate pastrami on white bread with lettuce and mayonnaise.

[R-V]

The bears are 13-42 when trailing at the half in Lovie's tenure. Halftime adjustments are overrated, better to stick to the plan.

I just checked the 2010 regular season, and NFL teams were 58-198 when trailing at the half. A 13-42 record seems to be right around average -- maybe a bit above average.

Is this what people are talking about when they use that word PWNAGE?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

I heard he put catsup on a frankfurter.

He also put cat foeces in the human toilet.

He ate pastrami on white bread with lettuce and mayonnaise.

He often crosses an intersection during traffic at a yellow light, and ends up blocking the cross-traffic.

[Gilgamesh]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

I heard he put catsup on a frankfurter.

He also put cat foeces in the human toilet.

He ate pastrami on white bread with lettuce and mayonnaise.

He often crosses an intersection during traffic at a yellow light, and ends up blocking the cross-traffic.

Wait, wait, is this while he was in the intersection waiting or did he race into the intersection while it was yellow?

Because the latter can eat a bag of dicks.

[flannj]

Got back into town from a too-brief trip last night and saw the Sunday Tribune's treatment of Jay Cutler. I left town Friday morning, and Cutler simply had a crappy game, but was put on his back a few times and got a little frustrated. Since then, he has apparently prolonged the teachers' strikes in Chicago and Lake Forest, planned the Mideast embassy riots, produced the offending film, negotiated Alfonso Soriano's contract, taught J'Marcus how to pass block, forced PenFoe to move to Colorado, beat up a couple old ladies, and invested in a lantern-kicking cow.

This is personal now, and for the sake of all that's good, I hope Cutler leads the Bears to the Super Bowl, wins NFL MVP, and haunts Chuck's dreams forever.

He also tried to blow up Cal's.

I heard he put catsup on a frankfurter.

He also put cat foeces in the human toilet.

He ate pastrami on white bread with lettuce and mayonnaise.

He often crosses an intersection during traffic at a yellow light, and ends up blocking the cross-traffic.

Wait, wait, is this while he was in the intersection waiting or did he race into the intersection while it was yellow?

Because the latter can eat a bag of dicks.

He refuses to merge until the last moment when approaching a lane closure.