Chicago Bears 2012 Championship Season: Lovestink is Forever.

[Gilgamesh]

[Richard Chuggar]

Covering receivers really does wonders.

[Quality Start Machine]

They're putting a Victoria's Secret in Cowboy Stadium.

[Internet Apex]

They're putting a Victoria's Secret in Cowboy Stadium.

Yay?

[Saul Goodman]

That was beautiful.  F--- Tony Romo, Jerrah Jones, Gums Austin, and the Cowboys.  And lol @ Dez Bryant.

[Slaky]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

[Eli]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

[Internet Apex]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

Well they don't play it every play. Just the ones where they give up yards.

[R-V]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

Well they don't play it every play. Just the ones where they give up yards.

The Bears need a more glamorous defense that calls for lots of blitzing of white guys with long hair. Something like the Packers defense. Sure, they're giving up 50 yards more a game rushing, have 9 fewer turnovers, and have allowed 12 more net points per game, but have you SEEN that white guy flex after a sack? Swoon!

[Gilgamesh]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

Well they don't play it every play. Just the ones where they give up yards.

The Bears need a more glamorous defense that calls for lots of blitzing of white guys with long hair. Something like the Packers defense. Sure, they're giving up 50 yards more a game rushing, have 9 fewer turnovers, and have allowed 12 more net points per game, but have you SEEN that white guy flex after a sack? Swoon!

TIM SHAW?!?!?

[morpheus]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

11-on-11 is the way to go.  Just pick a guy and cover him.

[R-V]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

11-on-11 is the way to go.  Just pick a guy and cover him.

Eli: meatball font :: RV : Frodog quotes

[CT III]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

11-on-11 is the way to go.  Just pick a guy and cover him.

Eli: meatball font :: RV : Frodog quotes

Noted.

[morpheus]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

11-on-11 is the way to go.  Just pick a guy and cover him.

Eli: meatball font :: RV : Frodog quotes

Sorry for not being inclusive enough.

DOSE BEARSSS NEED TA DROP DAT COVER WHO? DEFENSE AND RUN DA MAN TA MA COVERAGE MY FRENT.  11 DITKAS COULD OF DEFENDED ANY TEAM IN FOOTBAW.

[Eli]

Where's the thread where idiots bitch about the cover 2 because the Bears gave up yards and a few points to an NFL offense?

Scenario: the Cowboys appear to be completing passes to their own team intermittently between interceptions and sacks

"HEY!" said the moron at home watching tee vee. "This cover 2 sucks! We always (ALWAYS) give up points here. This is why I hate the cover 2. I wish we'd get rid of it."

60 points allowed in 4 games with the shitty cover 2. Perennially one of the best, most stingiest defenses in the league under Lovie Smith. Takeaways like crazy.

And people have the gall to bitch about giving up yards in a pro football game to a professional offense who is scheming and plotting for a week straight to do exactly that.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If the Bears gave up 100 yards a game and zero points people would still find a way to lose their shit about the manner in which those 100 yards were gained.

As I see it, the problem with the Cover-2 is that, by my count, the offense has 11 guys. That leaves 9 men open on every play. I don't pretend to have all the answers but this is just bad scheme-math.

11-on-11 is the way to go.  Just pick a guy and cover him.

Eli: meatball font :: RV : Frodog quotes

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