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CBStew

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The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« on: October 11, 2012, 06:31:39 PM »
By now Dusty must believe in the reality of curses.
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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 07:44:03 PM »
Buster Posey's dong was crushed.

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 08:04:00 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on October 11, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
By now Dusty must believe in the reality of curses.

Or at least in the reality of his own incompetence.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 08:53:02 AM »
I tried with all my might to troll the Reds fans on my Bookface but all I got were a few grumbles and a dozen posts splooging over Clappy McCreeperton's top-ranked and eminently championship-bound Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoosiers.

Kill them all.
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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 09:00:54 AM »
Quote from: Fork on October 12, 2012, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 11, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
By now Dusty must believe in the reality of curses.

Or at least in the reality of his own incompetence.

I highly doubt he believes the latter. Has to be curses, bro.
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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 09:22:23 AM »
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 12, 2012, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 11, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
By now Dusty must believe in the reality of curses.

Or at least in the reality of his own incompetence.

I highly doubt he believes the latter. Has to be curses, bro.

I think you mean "dude".

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 09:34:38 AM »
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:22:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 12, 2012, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 11, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
By now Dusty must believe in the reality of curses.

Or at least in the reality of his own incompetence.

I highly doubt he believes the latter. Has to be curses, bro.

I think you mean "dude".

Shit. I'm tired.
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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2012, 01:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2012, 09:34:38 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:22:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 12, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 12, 2012, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: CBStew on October 11, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
By now Dusty must believe in the reality of curses.

Or at least in the reality of his own incompetence.

I highly doubt he believes the latter. Has to be curses, bro.

I think you mean "dude".

Shit. I'm tired.

Someone get Jon another Starbucks card, STAT.
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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM »
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.



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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 09:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.




Weren't you also responsible for 2005 Chicago Shite Sox Unpleasantness?

Because I still blame you for that.

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2012, 11:40:23 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.




Weren't you also responsible for 2005 Chicago Shite Sox Unpleasantness?

Because I still blame you for that.

Sorry I must have dozed off

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2012, 10:39:21 AM »
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.




Weren't you also responsible for 2005 Chicago Shite Sox Unpleasantness?

Because I still blame you for that.

I thought that was PPE?
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2012, 10:59:32 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2012, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.




Weren't you also responsible for 2005 Chicago Shite Sox Unpleasantness?

Because I still blame you for that.

I thought that was PPE?

You may be right, I had completely forgotten about that sonofabitch.

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2012, 12:05:32 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 13, 2012, 10:59:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2012, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.




Weren't you also responsible for 2005 Chicago Shite Sox Unpleasantness?

Because I still blame you for that.

I thought that was PPE?

You may be right, I had completely forgotten about that sonofabitch.

Pretty sure young Slak was still mucking through the tard-pile at BCB in '05.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: The Dusty Baker suicide watch
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2012, 01:01:20 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2012, 12:05:32 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 13, 2012, 10:59:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 13, 2012, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 12, 2012, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on October 12, 2012, 09:08:54 PM
I'm going to go ahead and take credit for this like I did the Viking Dongpacaolypse.




Weren't you also responsible for 2005 Chicago Shite Sox Unpleasantness?

Because I still blame you for that.

I thought that was PPE?

You may be right, I had completely forgotten about that sonofabitch.

Pretty sure young Slak was still mucking through the tard-pile at BCB in '05.

No, I was here - I think.