Cool story, bro.

[JD]

I just read a semi-rad article.

It was about 2 guys with British herpes and a love of Miller Lite.

[Internet Apex]

It would be so awesome if Mike Vick gets benched and the Eagles go on a torrid winning streak.

[Quality Start Machine]

It would be so awesome if Mike Vick gets benched and the Eagles go on a torrid winning streak.

Fuck the Iggles.

[Gilgamesh]

According to a voicemail I just heard on my office line, the Elkhorn Inn, where I'll be enjoying the next month and a half in West Virginia for work, has substantial snow damage from Sandy.  They cannot assure me that they'll have the damage fixed in time.

Thus, it may be back to the Hampton Inn for me.

DAMN YOU SANDY!!!

[Internet Apex]

According to a voicemail I just heard on my office line, the Elkhorn Inn, where I'll be enjoying the next month and a half in West Virginia for work, has substantial snow damage from Sandy.  They cannot assure me that they'll have the damage fixed in time.

Thus, it may be back to the Hampton Inn for me.

DAMN YOU SANDY!!!

That is the essence, bro.

[Quality Start Machine]

I got a bunch of people to flip off the NHL on Twitter yesterday.

[CBStew]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

[PenPho]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

13 year old PenFoe wants to egg your house.

[Tonker]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

[Shooter]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

[Tonker]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

[Gilgamesh]

I ran away from Amy Goodman in Freeport, IL yesterday when she asked to speak with me.  She's a scary woman.

[Quality Start Machine]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Guy I went to high school with (and may have gotten drunk for the first time) was the limo driver in the first episode of the Mindy Project.

[flannj]

Last night our neighbor gave out glow bracelets to trick or treaters.  One to each kid.  She gave out 1530 bracelets.  Many kids were accompanied by parents so the crowd was around 3000 or more.  Most folks had around 1200 pieces of candy and ran out around 7:45.  Mrs. Cubbieblue and I sneaked away at 5:45 and spent the next three and a half hours at a restaurant. 

That's just fucking ridiculous.  Are kids going on ten-mile candy yomps now, or what?

You think fat, lazy, entitled American kids can/will walk 10 miles for anything?

Well, we took our kids out last night, called at a dozen or so houses on our street, filled a small bag of sweets for them each, and went home.  They had a lovely time.  If you're giving out over a thousand pieces of candy within a couple of hours, that's got to be every kid within a mile in every direction of your front door and that's way, way, way beyond a bit of fun.  That's industrial candy collection.  What's the fucking point?

On halloween when my kids were younger we used haul around a red wagon with a large cooler in it filled with beer. Joined by other families doing the same and we'd make it around the neighborhood participating in "Trick or Beer". The amount of candy the kids collected was a somewhat secondary concern.