Cool story, bro.

[morpheus]

She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

[Internet Apex]

She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

If she's so bright, what's she doing dating me? She did say she voted against neanderthals Pence and Mourdock though. So there's that.

[Quality Start Machine]

I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

[morpheus]

She flip-flopped again. Fuck Indiana.

Smart girl.

If she's so bright, what's she doing dating me? She did say she voted against neanderthals Pence and Mourdock though. So there's that.

He is pretty douchey, to be sure.

[Gilgamesh]

I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

If you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

[Chuck to Chuck]

She flip-flopped again.

So, 69?  Nice!

[PenPho]

I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

If you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

[Gilgamesh]

I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

If you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

[morpheus]

I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

If you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

This would have made me LOL, like really loudly.

[Quality Start Machine]

I got a call from a friend of mine who lives in Sandusky Ohio and was undecided on who to vote for today.

I need better friends.

Michael Moore's willing to call this friend:

If you know someone who still hasn't voted yet and is on the fence - and you think a personal call or text from me may help - text me their cell # at 810-522-8398. I will try to personally contact as many of them as I can in the next few hours. Every minute counts! (don't post their cell on Facebook - you must text it to me at my personal phone number - which i guess i'll have to change after today hahaha).

If no one here has texted Morph's phone number to Michael Moore yet then I don't even know this place anymore.

Do we dare?

If I had seen this last night...