Cubs 2012-2013 Offseason "Epstink is Terrible" Thread

[PenPho]

Seems as good a place as any to start...

#Cubs have been in contact with Ryan Dempster's agent about possibly returning next year

[Tonker]

Can somebody page me when Mike gets here and reads this?  I don't want to miss it.

[Quality Start Machine]

Can somebody page me when Mike gets here and reads this?  I don't want to miss it.

Especially if Dempster changes his name to rY-an.

[BH]

Can somebody page me when Mike gets here and reads this?  I don't want to miss it.

I hope they call him in for a meeting, and offer him a minor league 1 year contract.

If he returns to cubs, does he retain his 10-to-5 rights?

[Slaky]

This is the worst thing I've read in a while.

[Brownie]

Can somebody page me when Mike gets here and reads this?  I don't want to miss it.

I hope they call him in for a meeting, and offer him a minor league 1 year contract.

If he returns to cubs, does he retain his 10-to-5 rights?

I'm hoping Epstein refers Dempster to Ned Colletti.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[Quality Start Machine]

This is the worst thing I've read in a while.

Oh, we can fix that.

[Tonker]

Oh, for fuck's sake. *pop*

That, my friends, is the sound of an aneurysm.

[Internet Apex]

Seems as good a place as any to start...

#Cubs have been in contact with Ryan Dempster's agent about possibly returning next year

Why would the Cubs want Dempster's agent next year?

[Gilgamesh]

Oh, for fuck's sake. *pop*

That, my friends, is the sound of an aneurysm.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Oh, for fuck's sake. *pop*

That, my friends, is the sound of an aneurysm.

Had he not abandoned Desipio, Kerm would be known as the "Hate Dempster" guy around here.  Pretty sure his head's closer to exploding than mine is.

[Saul Goodman]

Seems as good a place as any to start...

#Cubs have been in contact with Ryan Dempster's agent about possibly returning next year

This may actually be a good thing.  The team gets more and more anonymous and less hatable.  Justin Germano?  Chris Rusin?  Luis Valbuena?  Who are these guys?  I don't hate them because I feel sorry for them.  Dempster will help me mend my hatin' heart.

[PenPho]

Seems as good a place as any to start...

#Cubs have been in contact with Ryan Dempster's agent about possibly returning next year

This may actually be a good thing.  The team gets more and more anonymous and less hatable.  Justin Germano?  Chris Rusin?  Luis Valbuena?  Who are these guys?  I don't hate them because I feel sorry for them.  Dempster will help me mend my hatin' heart.

I'd actually rather they tried to win than be hateable.

[Brownie]

Seems as good a place as any to start...

#Cubs have been in contact with Ryan Dempster's agent about possibly returning next year

This may actually be a good thing.  The team gets more and more anonymous and less hatable.  Justin Germano?  Chris Rusin?  Luis Valbuena?  Who are these guys?  I don't hate them because I feel sorry for them.  Dempster will help me mend my hatin' heart.

I'd actually rather they tried to win than be hateable.

And if they're going to be shitty, obscure shitty players are the way to go. Mike D. and I can run the bar trivia circuit and make our living in wings and free draft beers.